The shortbread dookers are on top
More by luck than cards on the flop
The play their poker in blinkers
And can be classed as proper stinkers
Team lever are in second place
And Kev has egg on his face
He plays most strong, perfect but sad
But if you believe that you’re bloody mad
Team Silo are third , doing their best
But ripple needs more help from the rest
This team is sliding, cards are all bull
They’ll end up last if they’re not careful
Now the Dogs are sublime, their poker is GREAT
The team is together , working each night at eight
Lock up your daughters tonight, shut the door
And let loose the Dogs Of War
Team Bluffer gives rise to plenty of scope
To see a team that clearly can’t cope
And when it’s all over – the job for Bluffer
Is back to Hollywood as the junior Fluffer
Modaments – now where do I start
With Tightend that genial upstart
He regales his team with stories of old
That get retold, retold and retold
Now OfficePoker with drugs on the shelf
Dispensed with aplomb by the captain himself
They are going to creep down the table
Unless they stay sober enough to be able
King Poker – have not yet moved into top gear
That has something to do with how they appear
They would whinge, even when having a bath
But play poker – you’re having a laugh
The whackers are in steep decline
Losing their stacks most of the time
An important point they need to take
A flush beats a pair for heavens sake
Now Ironside (Mugs to the plebs)
Is packed full of poker celebs
However they need some direction
Their game needs a lethal injection
Northern boys are not at the races
It comes from wearing turnups & braces
They might move up a position or three
But they have to be sober, not out of their tree
Donkaments are by far the strongest team
Supporting the rest from back it would seem
They need to get a grip, firm hand and tight rein
Because the wooden spoon is theirs to claim
Now lets have a good clean fight tonight on Virgin
Lets be civil, polite with good manners, no sin
Keep an eye on the Dogs we will play clean
But I could be lying, you know what I mean
GOOD LUCK ALL
Good job you don't have anything better to do
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