Dear sir Bruce,
We greet you warmly as a customer.
Their customer number is "xxxxxx".
Their user name is "xxxxx".
Their personal code-word is "xxxxxxx".
Please, notice to yourselves this information, and use this with the next purchase or
Contact.
Yours sincerely
Markus Mehr
odlostore.com
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yeah that's almost spot on (though of course gramatically absurd as no online translator actually works well between languages)