I think its around the age of like 9-12 u be a chav wannabee (that's except for the 1's who've skipped being a chav and are just str8 up crazy lil twats) then in your teens you can be promoted to full chav status(if you're still dissilusioned by that type of thing) Cmon now bolt there is a tier system in place
i think if you come from certain places when you hit a certain age you're a chav by defult, it's like an affliction, similar to cultures where it's a requirement to be circumcised when you hit a certain age as is it the case for a chav to get a burbreyy baseball cap, If however you're not a natural chav pls dont aspire to be one,! It's like being into animal sex and having a blow up seep to shag for years all the time dreaming of one day getting hold of a real sheep.
such a sick culture today where young girls are growing up aspiring to be footballers wifes or to be famous for the sake of being famous like jade goody etc, so ridiculous, disposable reality television, womens magazines and some ridiculously domestic and European pc legislation are to blame for a culture shift in a Britain now so deep rooted and confused the lower classes dare not show the slightest sense of national pride as the line between racism and patriotism is so distorted you dont know whether or not what you're doing by cheering on England in a football match is your standard erroneous sense of national pride or a criminal offense.
The internet dont help, most people are doughnuts, FACT, but now you've got the internet which allows all the doughnuts who would have otherwise just shut the fuck up rant and rave about all the things they really haven't got the bottle to expound upon in real life and because of the preponderance in numbers of the doughnuts combined with their inherent indignation at years of being ignored and the growth of the internet this ethos that is completely lacking in decorum, insight, propriety and relevance is being projected into everyday society.
between kerry katona, napolean dynamite and gordan brow, this country's completely fucked!