Punters Needed

[byronkincaid]

the trouble with health and nutrition is that one expert can say one thing and another expert will say the complete opposite often after reading the same research papers, which leads to confusion in non experts like myself.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp

[Laxie]

I drink 4 to 5 pints of water every day.  Minimum.  Straight from the tap and takes about an hour per pint to drink them down.  Can't stand sodas, not a big fan of coffee or tea either.  Only other thing I'll drink is a glass of juice in the morning (not taking into account a night out, obv).  How much trouble am I getting meself into?

[bolt pp]

wanting paying to take it up the bum .... have you tried Flushy ?

A 45 minute Flushy!

 

I will put my £1 up against anyones £500. I will let flushy nail me for 45 mins. Kinda need the money...

If you're that desperate for money I think you'd do quite well as a rent boy/gigolo

Gay or Straight?

I have a pretty good service history for both..

both.  I reckon older women would love you!

Oh yes    Following a quick grope (from me I hasten to add) at the BB I can confirm he has abs to die for and a tight little tushy....

However as to the prop bet - the pressure can't be continual and can't be too high or it will puncture the bowel. Sorry...

I suggest if a colonic is involved you add public humiliation such as videoing it and put it on utube with a request for a new boyfriend. Anyone any other suggestions as to how to make it worth a prop bet?

for potentially £100 profit punctured bowel in the minimum he should expect IMHO

[RED-DOG]

Oh yes    Following a quick grope (from me I hasten to add) at the BB I can confirm he has abs to die for

You grabbed his tummy and he told you that the braking system on his car was dangerously defective?

[gatso]

Trace, please difine 'plain water'

[AndrewT]

Oh yes    Following a quick grope (from me I hasten to add) at the BB I can confirm he has abs to die for

You grabbed his tummy and he told you that the braking system on his car was dangerously defective?

I thought the whole idea of this treatment was so that Ben wouldn't be leaving any skidmarks.

[Dingdell]

Trace, please difine 'plain water'

Not flavoured, non fizzy ideally.

[madasahatstand]

Why not fizzy? I love fizzy water

[gatso]

Why not fizzy? I love fizzy water

and why not flavoured?

[TightEnd]

and why not Coca Cola?

[Laxie]

And how many is too many?!

[Graham C]

Why not fizzy? I love fizzy water

me too, getting healthy sucks

[Dingdell]

Why not fizzy? I love fizzy water

Fizzy is ok but doesn't absorb as well - and all those bubbles make you gassy...one thing most if my clients are trying to avoid.

True discussion with client

Client "I am really bloated and always gassy"

Me "Do you think the 2 litres of coke you are drinking on a night time has anything to do with it?"

Client "No. I'm wondering if I'm intollerant to a food and it makes me bloat..."   dear God....

Why not fizzy? I love fizzy water

and why not flavoured?

The body wants it pure - so when it's flavoured it has to extract the flavour before it can let it run around in the body and be absorbed.
Do you really want the cells that are 'working' you running on orange squash? Plain water ftw!!