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« on: September 01, 2008, 03:12:57 PM »

Almost suicidal. My friend gave me the number for 'Lifeline' so I called them up. Eventually got through to their call centre in Pakistan, but when I mentioned suicide the guy just kept getting excited and asking if I could drive a truck.


Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2008, 03:22:47 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2008, 03:58:32 PM »

LOL@ depressed
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2008, 05:23:29 PM »

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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2008, 05:25:10 PM »

Is this supposed to be a joke? (if it is I don't get it).

If not, then please see your doctor asap.  In the meantime, give the samaritans a call if things get bad 08457 90 90 90.  If you'd prefer to talk to a 'real' person, I've PM'd you my number

Claire xxx

you almost levell'd me!!!! Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2008, 05:27:34 PM »

Is this supposed to be a joke? (if it is I don't get it).

If not, then please see your doctor asap.  In the meantime, give the samaritans a call if things get bad 08457 90 90 90.  If you'd prefer to talk to a 'real' person, I've PM'd you my number

Claire xxx

you almost levell'd me!!!! Roll Eyes

sigh - I'm guessing I've been wooshed then Sad  I really didn't get it - would rather play safe than sorry if someone could genuinely be feeling really down though.
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2008, 05:27:55 PM »

Not the best joke but not exactly hard to get people!!
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2008, 05:35:42 PM »

Not the best joke but not exactly hard to get people!!

bolt's explained it to me now - been out of touch with the news for a few days.  I'll check next time!
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2008, 05:45:46 PM »

Not the best joke but not exactly hard to get people!!

bolt's explained it to me now - been out of touch with the news for a few days.  I'll check next time!

Well it's nice to see someone cares, anyway. I get down over the winter so I know who to turn to. No one else will believe me anyway now Smiley

Well worth it for that fab strange mexican pic however.
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