Washing Hands

[Karabiner]

There is an argument for washing your equipment after, which has been touched by your dirty hands.

Presumably one goes out with clean equipment which has been hidden away from all of the germs and then handle it with hands that are filthy from handling poker-chips, door-handles and the like. I reckon the sinks should all be lowered for this specific purpose.

[Foggy]

As someone once said to me - 'Why are you washing your hands after a piss - the piss comes out the end of my knob, not the side.'

I struggled to come up with an adequate response.

One of my exes used to only wash one hand after peeing, using the logic that he only used the one hand to hold his todger

Only needed one hand eh? No wonder he's your ex.

that reminds me of a chap that stated" he had perfected the five finger pee"

Hold it with one and pee on the rest

[phatomch]

DONT PISS ON YOUR HANDS end of thread

[jakally]

As someone once said to me - 'Why are you washing your hands after a piss - the piss comes out the end of my knob, not the side.'

I struggled to come up with an adequate response.

Urine spray. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. It's like flushing the loo with the lid up. lots of little particles of pee and poo that you can't see with the naked eye are whooshed out of the loo in that fine spray and over the toothbrushes, sink, bath etc etc. You should train children to flush with the lid closed, otherwise they are the nearest (shortest) and get it over themselves, Yuk.

This made me laugh.
(Not sure if you were being serious or not but was funny either way!!).

[GreekStein]

I am a real washing hands person. I take gel to the casino so I can clean my hands before eating. think of all those dirty chips you have been handling. I know we have had this discussion before but both the Nun and I don't touch door handles after washing our hands, whats the point?

And before Tikay steps in and shouts about how healthy germs are, I don't disagree with that, but there are far more people and germs nowadays imo then there were fifty years ago.

And who got food poisoining recently? Probably from hygeine issues in the kitchen....

Pfft.

My Nan told me that a bit of what does you no good, does you no harm.

Think of the germ-train in a casino.

Todger to hands

Hands to door handle

Resulting in a germ cocktail which must, in an evening, be passed on to a large proportion of the chips & cards, &, over time., every chip & card in the Casino.

So we all get exposed to other's germs.

Now, remind me how often Casinos & Cardroom clean & disinfectant poker chips......Yup, never, or hardly ever. They must be like little germ reservoirs.

So, following the logic, poker players are particularly exposed to germ transference.

And yet they rarely get ill......

Of course we really should wash our hands after a Jimmy or a Tom. But being cross-infected by using germ-infested poker chips & playing cards seems, based on evidence, fairly low-risk stuff.

Yeah come to think of it poker players are the fittest most healthy demographic of person I can possibly think off! hmm....

I personally hate it when people dont wash their hands.

[cia260895]

As someone once said to me - 'Why are you washing your hands after a piss - the piss comes out the end of my knob, not the side.'

I struggled to come up with an adequate response.

Urine spray. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. It's like flushing the loo with the lid up. lots of little particles of pee and poo that you can't see with the naked eye are whooshed out of the loo in that fine spray and over the toothbrushes, sink, bath etc etc. You should train children to flush with the lid closed, otherwise they are the nearest (shortest) and get it over themselves, Yuk.

now we know why they hate the lid left up,

so fellas now we have to:

 pee, close lid,flush then reposition lid in up position,then wash hands..........

[Dingdell]

As someone once said to me - 'Why are you washing your hands after a piss - the piss comes out the end of my knob, not the side.'

I struggled to come up with an adequate response.

Urine spray. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. It's like flushing the loo with the lid up. lots of little particles of pee and poo that you can't see with the naked eye are whooshed out of the loo in that fine spray and over the toothbrushes, sink, bath etc etc. You should train children to flush with the lid closed, otherwise they are the nearest (shortest) and get it over themselves, Yuk.

This made me laugh.
(Not sure if you were being serious or not but was funny either way!!).

It's true!! LOL.

[Graham C]

Leaving the lid up is a hate of mine too.  If it was meant to be up, they wouldn't have it, put the thing down.

[tikay]

Yuk is all I can say.

We all have a responsibility to wash our hands after going to the loo. End of.

Absolutely, as I noted, we deffo should.

But it's good to challenge "why", & explode the myths about germ-riddled chips & playing cards. The bodies defence system is a thing of beauty.

[RED-DOG]

Yuk is all I can say.

We all have a responsibility to wash our hands after going to the loo. End of.

Absolutely, as I noted, we deffo should.

But it's good to challenge "why", & explode the myths about germ-riddled chips & playing cards. The bodies defence system is a thing of beauty.

I agree with you, to an extent, but it should be noted that revulsion at the thought of transferring filth to your mouth is part of that defence system.

[cia260895]

Leaving the lid up is a hate of mine too.  If it was meant to be up, they wouldn't have it, put the thing down.

go into a disabled toilet and you'll see they dont have lids as it is deemed awkward to lift up and non essential,

 and they get a nice comfy back cushion as well,

room service is via the orange pull cord should you get thirsty or hungry

[barhell]

I keep that hand cleaning gel in my van and use it before eating me sarnies and the like.

Deffo a washer not a walker.

[phatomch]

with all the germs we can pick up in everyday life why dont you wash your hands before handling the fella, then after