help please

[bolt pp]

If an army of kickboxing midgets had a fight with an army of steroid monkeys who would win?

notable points:

1) location: remember the 1980's kids show funhouse with the legend pat sharp? we'll thats where the war is happening, though importantly the action is not confined to a particular part of the house.

2) weapons: the midgets are armed with cork screws which are tucked into their shorts but may have accessability problems due to the massive boxing gloves theyre wearing; the monkeys are armed with yellow banana shaped knives( you can see where i'm going with that one)

3) variables: in the house is a: " hulk hogan card" whichever team finds it can use it at any point to summon the immortal one to kick as many of the opposition in the head as he can within a period of 10 mins.

note- army sizes are approx 50 each.

[boldie]

steroid monkeys FTW...Midgets, like all other short people, are useless at everything.

[gatso]

which version of the fun house? it's really important to know if the deathslide seat thingy is there or not.

and is just the house or the kart track as well. pretty sure monkeys can't drive too well whereas midgets will be perfectly suited to the child sized cars

[pokerfan]

After watching that you tube vid the midgets have no chance, their only hope is the Hulk Hogan trump card imo. The monkeys will obv be able to utilise the house features to their advantage being virtually 4 handed. Maybe if you put the twins and Pat on the midgets side it will even out a little bit. Fk what about the cars if the midgets could just mow a few down early it would be a bit fairer obv.

[bolt pp]

I cant in good conscience sanction use of the go-cart track, if steroid monkeys got out onto the public highway in one of those things there could be chaos

not sure about the deathslide, was looking on youtube and couldnt find any good clips though a couple were from 97/98??? i remember watching it in the late 80's i'm sure, didnt know it ran for that long.

[Maxriddles]

I hope this is your latest idea for a TV show, this could be massive, steroid monkeys FTW.

[thetank]

Midgets would win for my money.

They could work as a team more effectively, form more of a cohesive strategy and help each other out where appropriate.

The monkeys are animals, they might turn on each other.

The Hulk Hogan card could turn things around, but my money will always be with the midgets.

[sovietsong]

Midgets would win for my money.

They could work as a team more effectively, form more of a cohesive strategy and help each other out where appropriate.

The monkeys are animals, they might turn on each other.

The Hulk Hogan card could turn things around, but my money will always be with the midgets.

couldnt agree more, plus the midgets could get into teams of three to form one real person in a long jacket...

[cia260895]

you know nothing

monkeys FTW as they are well ard see:

[pokerfan]

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[doubleup]

you know nothing

monkeys FTW as they are well ard see:

[ ] that monkey is still alive

[ ] those tigers are hungry