a funny thing happened

[vinni]

yesterday i had to go over to the other side of Sheffield to sort out some business .
on the way home i had to call in to the petrol station ,a bit like Morrison's or asda nowadays .
after putting a tenner in i went to pay ,i fancied a bottle of coke while queuing ,theres always one serving when a Que develops .

after getting near the front ,i spotted the new chewing gum ELECTRO 5 ,if you hav`nt tried these yet ,there the dogs nuts ,and hold there flavor well ,a woman wanted to get past so i had to reach out and get em ,at the same time i nearly fell over over so grabbed em as i looked back ,when i get to the counter i get a shock when the woman cashier asked me for 15.99 ,i was puzzled .
i asked he why it was so much so she told me tenner for the petrol 1.20 for the coke and 3.99 for the condoms .
ffs when i nearly fell i had picked up condoms by mistake ,how red i went ,there was a massive Que behind me all sniggering .

[cia260895]

so did you buy them?

[StuartHopkin]

Finally a nickname for you

Rubber Barry

[gatso]

how are the condoms at holding their flavour?

[TightEnd]

Que sera sera Barry


Us English are no good at Queing are we?