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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2013, 12:25:35 AM »

I think the hideous big bull dick idea is taking things too far
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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2013, 09:44:41 AM »

Have you read/saw 'The Help'? Everyone like a nice gooey chocolate cake........
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2013, 09:54:20 AM »

I think the hideous big bull dick idea is taking things too far

Pretty sure the pigs eyes were taking it too far really.   idiot
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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2013, 10:08:58 AM »

I lost my temper when somebody put honey on my desk... An eyeball in my coffee would result in a TIA


I'd cry if someone put sugar in my tea, let alone eyeballs
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2013, 10:19:28 AM »

I think the fruit pastels to eye balls raise should tell you something about where this is heading. You sure you want to escalate?
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Serve the spider


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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2013, 01:51:09 PM »

Does other person have their own office?

Hairdryer a bottle of talc or decontamination powder (available in any army surplus shop) under the door - was always a favourite when I was at Uni.
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« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2013, 02:05:25 PM »

Pigs eyes made me lol. Saw some deece ones in my old place. Here are some more ideas:





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Re-arrange keys, get hold of some broken keyboards and you can write pretty much anything.



If we are proper going for it:

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Choice of animal upto you.
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« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2013, 02:07:47 PM »

Whatever you do, leave a note that says "I'll get you back very soon" but don't get him back for a very long time. Torture.
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« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2013, 02:09:12 PM »

Actually for longevity.

My sister in law once borrowed my car for a week (leading up to her wedding). On her final day of work they played a load of silly jokes on her, one of which involved filling every vent in her car with "hole punch clippings". The insta impact is quite good - fans on  - whoosh - hahahahhaahhaaha

However this really is the gift that keeps on giving! 3 years later id still get the occcasional Thwup - ding as a little circle would zoom past my head! 3 FUCKING YEARS!


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« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2013, 02:14:13 PM »

Rub some hot chilli seeds on his keyboard and let his fingers do the rest.
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« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2013, 07:24:13 PM »

So you didn't wait very long!

Stoke City pig's head incident: Club investigate reports
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« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2013, 08:43:24 PM »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-22611581
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« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2013, 08:45:53 PM »

I love that the BBC has to explain who Mr Blobby was
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« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2013, 11:03:39 AM »

i would 100% keep the blobby house
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« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2013, 11:12:15 AM »

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