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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2013, 12:25:35 AM » |
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I think the hideous big bull dick idea is taking things too far
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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2013, 09:44:41 AM » |
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Have you read/saw 'The Help'? Everyone like a nice gooey chocolate cake........
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If a man speaks in a forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2013, 09:54:20 AM » |
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I think the hideous big bull dick idea is taking things too far
Pretty sure the pigs eyes were taking it too far really.  |
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2013, 10:08:58 AM » |
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I lost my temper when somebody put honey on my desk... An eyeball in my coffee would result in a TIA
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"You must take your opponent into a deep, dark forest, where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one"
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2013, 10:19:28 AM » |
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I think the fruit pastels to eye balls raise should tell you something about where this is heading. You sure you want to escalate?
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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2013, 01:51:09 PM » |
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Does other person have their own office?
Hairdryer a bottle of talc or decontamination powder (available in any army surplus shop) under the door - was always a favourite when I was at Uni.
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Shit post Nakor, such a clown.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? |
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« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2013, 02:07:47 PM » |
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Whatever you do, leave a note that says "I'll get you back very soon" but don't get him back for a very long time. Torture.
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stato_1 said, "banoffee pie i reckon"
stato_1 said, "this is delicious"
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« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2013, 02:09:12 PM » |
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Actually for longevity.
My sister in law once borrowed my car for a week (leading up to her wedding). On her final day of work they played a load of silly jokes on her, one of which involved filling every vent in her car with "hole punch clippings". The insta impact is quite good - fans on - whoosh - hahahahhaahhaaha
However this really is the gift that keeps on giving! 3 years later id still get the occcasional Thwup - ding as a little circle would zoom past my head! 3 FUCKING YEARS!
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".....and then I spent 2 hours talking with Stu which blew my mind.........."
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« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2013, 02:14:13 PM » |
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Rub some hot chilli seeds on his keyboard and let his fingers do the rest.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2013, 07:24:13 PM » |
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« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2013, 08:43:24 PM » |
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".....and then I spent 2 hours talking with Stu which blew my mind.........."
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« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2013, 08:45:53 PM » |
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I love that the BBC has to explain who Mr Blobby was
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"You must take your opponent into a deep, dark forest, where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one"
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« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2013, 11:03:39 AM » |
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i would 100% keep the blobby house
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