In the actors studio questionnaire.

[mondatoo]

These 10 questions originally came from a French series, "Bouillon de Culture" hosted by Bernard Pivot.

They're better known as the questions that James Lipton asks every guest at the end of "Inside the Actor's Studio" show.

I'm sure a lot of people on here have watched this but don't think we've done this before...

What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

[mondatoo]

What is your favorite word? Tomfoolery
What is your least favorite word? Ugly
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? The decisions people make that effect others, unknowingly.
What turns you off? Evilness
What is your favorite curse word? Sea nut
What sound or noise do you love? Laughter
What sound or noise do you hate? Skreetching
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Acting
What profession would you not like to do? Anything that involves hard work
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Go back where you came from.

[Tal]

What is your favorite word? Shark
What is your least favorite word? Guestimate
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Language
What turns you off? Indifference
What is your favorite curse word? **** (looks a bit like aunt)
What sound or noise do you love? Ta-da! (Impossible not to smile when done properly)
What sound or noise do you hate? Sound of vomiting
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? If I had any talent for it whatsoever, I'd love to have been a club DJ but, let's be honest, it's always going to be up front for Spurs
What profession would you not like to do? Abattoir worker
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome, Simon. I've saved you a seat.

[redarmi]

What is your favorite word? Attitude especially when handwriiten it just flows so nicely
What is your least favorite word? I honestly dont know.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?  Music
What turns you off? Prejudice
What is your favorite curse word? same as above it is so wonderfully descriptive and still has the ability to shock.
What sound or noise do you love? That sound that wine makes when you just start pouring it
What sound or noise do you hate? Screeching and screaming
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I would really love to do something poltical.....I started down that road and now I do something with literally no social benefit to anyone and it makes me feel guilty.
What profession would you not like to do? Anything that involves managing a lot of people.  I once had 100 staff working for me and thought I would be good at it.  I wasnt.  I was truly hopeless.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? It's cool my friend we aren't going to hold it against you.

[theprawnidentity]

What is your favorite word? Mellifluous
What is your least favorite word? turgid
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? no idea, I'm half robot
What turns you off? hate
What is your favorite curse word? the 'c' bomb when used infrequently for effect
What sound or noise do you love? a can if fizzy stuff been opened
What sound or noise do you hate? retching
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? physicist
What profession would you not like to do? toll booth attendant
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? WTF were you repping?

[Waz1892]

What is your favorite word? adhere
What is your least favorite word? curse word like aunt
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? sense of achievement
What turns you off? Hatred
What is your favorite curse word? like duck
What sound or noise do you love? child's laughter
What sound or noise do you hate? sickness
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? teacher
What profession would you not like to do? social worker
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?sorry, we are full you'll have to come back later

[DaveShoelace]

Genius thread Ray


What is your favorite word?    Leverage
What is your least favorite word?   Obvious
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?    People who work hard for the things they want
What turns you off?   Moaning
What is your favorite curse word?  Muthafucka
What sound or noise do you love?  A woman's laugh
What sound or noise do you hate?  The ping of an email or instant message on Skype
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  Owning a small local cafe or shop
What profession would you not like to do?  Call centre
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Don't worry we don't mind that you were an atheist, you still get to come in, now go in and get you some large breasted angel fun.

[bobAlike]

What is your favorite word? Souvlaki
What is your least favorite word? Jizz
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Family
What turns you off? Political Correctness
What is your favorite curse word? C u n t
What sound or noise do you love? Pop - the kind of noise you get if you stick you finger in your mouth and press on the inside of your cheek and let go
What sound or noise do you hate? Babies crying
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? International playboy
What profession would you not like to do? Sewer worker
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? We've been expecting you

[Claw75]

What is your favorite word? burglarized
What is your least favorite word? burgled.  I want to petition to get it replaced with the far superior American word
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? intelligence and kind-heartedness
What turns you off? arrogance and ignorance, in equal measure
What is your favorite curse word?fuck
What sound or noise do you love?crashing waves
What sound or noise do you hate?high pitched alarms
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?human rights activist/lawyer, criminologist or midwife
What profession would you not like to do?sewer worker for me too
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?your loved ones are right over here.....

[technolog]

What is your favourite word? Don't have one
What is your least favourite word? Don't have one
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Courage & bravery
What turns you off? People who don't like dogs
What is your favourite curse word? C bomb
What sound or noise do you love? A good, long, tuneful fart
What sound or noise do you hate? Dentist drill
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Programmer
What profession would you not like to do? Chef
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? The short queue is people waiting for the free chocolate, the slightly longer one is people after the free beer but the one snaking back out the gates and halfway down Jacob's ladder is people queueing to laugh at 'boshi

[AdamM]

What is your favorite word? Yes
What is your least favorite word? No
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Playing guitar in front of people.
What turns you off? Packing my shit up after a gig.
What is your favorite curse word? Fuck My Old Boots or Shit The Bed
What sound or noise do you love? Gibson Les Paul through a cranked Marshall Tube amp
What sound or noise do you hate? That constant whistling. Can anyone else hear that? No? Just me then.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Childrens Charity Project Worker
What profession would you not like to do? Project Management in the gambling industry (any more)
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? SORRY!