What price would you offer on this ever going to court?
Assuming you can't palp it obv.
You can't just negate my palping option sir! I reserve the right to palp.
I offer you 1,000,000-1 the court visit.*
*"Court" in this example means Supreme Court.
What price would you offer the court?
Surely it could easily go to a small claims court. Where it would be promptly thrown out.