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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2006, 08:29:07 PM »



Turtles can breathe through their bottms.


 


Boy that made me laugh.......( childish i know )

Me too - do you think they think everywhere smells of shit? Cheesy
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« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2006, 08:30:53 PM »

i thought it was that humans are the only species where the female enjoys sex as well
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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2006, 08:39:42 PM »

Dogs have the brain capacity and understanding level of a toddler to a 6 year old dependant on breed. german Shepherds are cleverest,certain breeds of Spaniel are stupidest.

Pigs, however, are cleverer than German Shepherds, which is a bit of a shame really, when you think how most of them ar treated Sad Not that I am a vegetarian, so I can't really talk.
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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2006, 10:03:02 AM »

Better watch out - there's a monkey policeman about.....

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And finally one that didnt probably need scientists to spend $200,000,000 researching - i could have told them for 5 bananas!! Apparently its in a monkey's genes to gamble......

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« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2006, 11:13:24 AM »

Dogs have the brain capacity and understanding level of a toddler to a 6 year old dependant on breed. german Shepherds are cleverest,certain breeds of Spaniel are stupidest.

Pigs, however, are cleverer than German Shepherds, which is a bit of a shame really, when you think how most of them ar treated Sad Not that I am a vegetarian, so I can't really talk.

I'm sure I heard/read somewhere that Border Collies were most intelligent/cleverest.

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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2006, 11:28:01 AM »

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.


cue Kiv......

This is a slightly shortened version of the quote, the full quote is..

"It is possible to lead a cow upstairs when drunk, but its difficult getting rid of her in the morning when sober"
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« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2006, 03:28:17 PM »

You can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
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« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2006, 03:29:40 PM »

You can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

I will be the first to submit a request for a tumbleweed smiley.................
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« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2006, 03:33:42 PM »

no need - found this in another thread  Cheesy

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« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2006, 03:07:39 PM »

I saw a TV show a few years ago which explained what Britians most intelligent animals were. In the top 10, there were three species of birds. Sqirrel's, rats, dogs and cats also featured in the top 10.


In top spot was the Rook. See link below. These birds are so intelligent. In each of the last two summers, I have fed and cared for injured rooks that seem to find their way into my garden. After building a shelter at the end of my garden, they slowly recovered. It didn't take long for these birds to associate me with food. However with people they didn't recognise they became agitated and attempted to fly away. Amazing birds.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/animals/features/294feature2.shtml


These are some other intelligent animals native to the UK in the link below

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/animals/features/294feature1.shtml


There are some quick and interesting animal facts on this site below.

http://www.highinfact.com/Animals.htm

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« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2006, 03:14:05 PM »



Turtles can breathe through their bottms

 


I can open a bottle of sauce with my tongue, and breathe through my ears
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« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2006, 03:15:28 PM »

Impressive skills to have  Cheesy
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« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2006, 03:34:36 PM »

The pig is the only animal that smells the same alive as it does dead.

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