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« Reply #75 on: May 12, 2006, 02:01:52 PM »

....it's great to be able to post without having to make sense!

Speak for yourself. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.
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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where you're going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
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« Reply #76 on: May 12, 2006, 02:03:55 PM »

can i get 24 of those please?
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« Reply #77 on: May 12, 2006, 02:05:41 PM »

....it's great to be able to post without having to make sense!

Speak for yourself. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.

He's a Catholic, a Hindu, an Athiest, a Jane, a Buddist and a Babtist and a Jew, and he knows he shouldn't kill and he knows he always will, for me my friend and me for you.....
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« Reply #78 on: May 12, 2006, 02:05:44 PM »

I give up, I'm away for my nap!
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« Reply #79 on: May 12, 2006, 02:07:02 PM »

....it's great to be able to post without having to make sense!

Speak for yourself. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.

He's a Catholic, a Hindu, an Athiest, a Jane, a Buddist and a Babtist and a Jew, and he knows he shouldn't kill and he knows he always will, for me my friend and me for you.....

And what's his name?
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« Reply #80 on: May 12, 2006, 02:07:36 PM »

your no good for me, i dont need knowbody....

Dont need knowone thats no good for me
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« Reply #81 on: May 12, 2006, 02:08:03 PM »

I predict a riot.....
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« Reply #82 on: May 12, 2006, 02:09:14 PM »

in your head zombie
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« Reply #83 on: May 12, 2006, 02:09:49 PM »

....it's great to be able to post without having to make sense!

Speak for yourself. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.

He's a Catholic, a Hindu, an Athiest, a Jane, a Buddist and a Babtist and a Jew, and he knows he shouldn't kill and he knows he always will, for me my friend and me for you.....

And what's his name?

He's the universal soldier and he really is to blame, his orders come from far away no more. They come from here and there and you and me, and brother can't you see, this is not the way to but an end to war....
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« Reply #84 on: May 12, 2006, 02:11:47 PM »

in your head zombie


haven't cracked the code yet then?
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« Reply #85 on: May 12, 2006, 02:13:08 PM »

....it's great to be able to post without having to make sense!

Speak for yourself. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.

He's a Catholic, a Hindu, an Athiest, a Jane, a Buddist and a Babtist and a Jew, and he knows he shouldn't kill and he knows he always will, for me my friend and me for you.....

And what's his name?

He's the universal soldier and he really is to blame, his orders come from far away no more. They come from here and there and you and me, and brother can't you see, this is not the way to but an end to war....

Are you talking about Simon?

By the way I would like to introduce myself:

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Kenyan refugees, I write award-winning operas, and manage time efficiently.  Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I had trials with Manchester United, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have appeared on Through the Keyhole and won the gold plaque. Last summer I toured Eastern Europe with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I run the 100m in 9.65 secs. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.  I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA.

I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only some vegetables and a Breville Toaster. I breed prizewinning clams.

I have won bullfights in Madrid, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and chess competitions at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet gone to University.
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« Reply #86 on: May 12, 2006, 02:14:54 PM »

I just love that post


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« Reply #87 on: May 12, 2006, 02:18:14 PM »

in your head zombie


haven't cracked the code yet then?
i'm an expert code deviser.

I cannot crack codes, that would be crazy!
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« Reply #88 on: May 12, 2006, 02:21:20 PM »

Mornngton Crescent! (PS - It's South Acton, not Acton South).

I was using the Koenig Slant, TK - so obviously you cannot go to Mornington crescent straight after the Koenig Slant has been used, I thought you understood this game?

Now if you had carried ont he Slant (making it then the Barrymore Slant), and had said Crescent Mornington, then I would be golf clapping you now.
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« Reply #89 on: May 12, 2006, 02:22:18 PM »

I just love that post


Like looking in a mirror
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