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« on: May 10, 2006, 04:19:55 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2006, 04:22:57 PM »

overdue?
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2006, 04:23:29 PM »

still playing the waiting game eh?  Plenty of long walks and fresh pineapple!  Whatever happens, it won't be long now!
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2006, 04:27:07 PM »

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it may be twins. good luck.
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2006, 04:28:59 PM »

6 days overdue so far
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2006, 04:51:52 PM »

6 days overdue so far

I think 7 or 8 is average for 1st baby, so still not doing too badly.  apparently in France they measure a full-term pregnancy as 41 weeks rather than 40 for that very reason!
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2006, 06:31:37 PM »

Tell her to get a move on, sure it will help!
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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2006, 06:34:36 PM »

Get her down the curry house.....A nice vinderloo,will do the job, and really get up the midwives nose. Cool
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2006, 06:48:04 PM »

Have you tired hooking it out with a cane or something?
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« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2006, 07:26:46 PM »

Babies like to keep us waiting , hope your wife is resting plenty Smithey  Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2006, 07:32:38 PM »

Charmaine knows her stuff. She's had 17 babies.
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2006, 07:33:23 PM »

Charmaine knows her stuff. She's had 17 babies.
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2006, 03:23:18 AM »

Come on little baby, we're all waiting for you!
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2006, 03:28:28 AM »

good look m8.
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2006, 09:31:01 AM »

Smithy - I was serious about the Raspberry Leaf Tea - a midwife told me that it does work, but also told me not to tell anyone she told me that!   Ooops  lol

I slugged on it for about 4 hours and went into labour - I was 4 days overdue.

It tastes like absolute crap, but it honestly does work.
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