Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!!

[Suited_Jock]

We've spent our active morning making up Limericks about one another and other various departments

Heres the best clean one i could find:

The girls singing ballads and chanteys
Were dressed in their bras and their panties.
While playing strip poker,
Some hard-hearted joker
Convinced them their dresses were antes.

[Rod Paradise]

We've spent our active morning making up Limericks about one another and other various departments

Heres the best clean one i could find:

The girls singing ballads and chanteys
Were dressed in their bras and their panties.
While playing strip poker,
Some hard-hearted joker
Convinced them their dresses were antes.

Thought I'd try a Blondite one.....


There was an old bloke fae Elgin,
Who's Big Slick always sent him All-in,
He'd always overplay,
His fave hand of AK,
Then leave for the lap-dancing bawlin.

[RED-DOG]

There was a young girl from St Paul
wore a newspaper dress to a ball
The dress it caught fire
and burnt her entire
back page, sporting section and all.

[Claw75]

There once was a blondite called red-dog,
who penned a genius weblog,
a great player of poker,
and a bit of a joker,
his wit shines through any fog

[Rod Paradise]

Tikay was heard to declare,
I've never tried dying my hair,
And to be fair,
It's not Blond dyed hair,
It's a Blond wig I tell you, so there.

[Rod Paradise]

There once was a Blondite The Bus,
Who posted on Blonde with all us,
We found he was the Tank,
The Pokerbot Crank,
And admin closed his account, no fuss.

BTW - It may stink but at least I avoided the obvious rhyme....

[the bus]

There was a bright merry weegie named Rod,
who drank heartily and got on with every bod.
While usually correct,
in every respect,
he mis-told the closing of an account by a mod. 

[Rod Paradise]

There was a bright merry weegie named Rod,
who drank heartily and got on with every bod.
While usually correct,
in every respect,
he mis-told the closing of an account by a mod.