the art of subtlety.....

[stallyon]

I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

Since when exactly have men thought with their heads?


That is deffo a misread!

 

i think with my head I'll have you know....

i think till it swells and turns purple 

[Rod Paradise]

Upon  hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along!"

[Trace]

The cardiologists funeral

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At the funeral, his
coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.

When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their good-byes,
the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed
again.

It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.

Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.

Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why
are you laughing, Mister?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.
"I'm a gynaecologist"...

[Poppet7]

I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

Since when exactly have men thought with their heads?


That is deffo a misread!

 

i think with my head I'll have you know....

i think till it swells and turns purple 

.................... STALLYON!

Oh. My. God! You have no shame!

[stallyon]

.................... STALLYON!

Oh. My. God! You have no shame!

true but at least you have something to hang your towel from