COME ON BARCELONA!!!

[whufc65]

An old one but still funny

 One day, a Spurs fan man was walking along the beach and came across an odd-looking  bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a  Genie actually appeared. "For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three  wishes," said the Genie. The man was ecstatic. "But there's a catch," the Genie  continued. "What catch?" asked the man, eyeing the Genie suspiciously. The Genie  replied, "For each of your wishes, every Arsenal supporter in the world will  receive double what you asked for." "Hey, I can live with that! No problem!" replied  the elated man. "What is your first wish?" asked the Genie. "Well, I've always  wanted a Ferrari!" Poof ! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. "Now, every gooner r in the world has been given two Ferraris," said the Genie. "What is  your next wish?"  "I could really use a million dollars..." replied the man, and Poof! One million dollars  appeared at his feet. "Now, every Gooner in the world is two million  dollars richer," the Genie reminded the man. "Well, that's okay, as long as I've got  my million," replied the spurs fan. "And what is your final wish?" asked the Genie. The  man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to  donate a kidney..."

[Nem]

this rubdown has been going on for 70 hours now, is that a record?

Dan's lucky, he didnt catch all my pictures I had up.

[Nem]

An old one but still funny

 One day, a Spurs fan man was walking along the beach and came across an odd-looking  bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a  Genie actually appeared. "For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three  wishes," said the Genie. The man was ecstatic. "But there's a catch," the Genie  continued. "What catch?" asked the man, eyeing the Genie suspiciously. The Genie  replied, "For each of your wishes, every Arsenal supporter in the world will  receive double what you asked for." "Hey, I can live with that! No problem!" replied  the elated man. "What is your first wish?" asked the Genie. "Well, I've always  wanted a Ferrari!" Poof ! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. "Now, every gooner r in the world has been given two Ferraris," said the Genie. "What is  your next wish?"  "I could really use a million dollars..." replied the man, and Poof! One million dollars  appeared at his feet. "Now, every Gooner in the world is two million  dollars richer," the Genie reminded the man. "Well, that's okay, as long as I've got  my million," replied the spurs fan. "And what is your final wish?" asked the Genie. The  man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to  donate a kidney..."

[whufc65]

The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal" are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

[dan]

this rubdown has been going on for 70 hours now, is that a record?

Dan's lucky, he didnt catch all my pictures I had up.

the rub down is good fun guys. i like the fact you get a rub down for making the european cup final.


spurs have had a rub down for 45 years 

[lvlarc_uk]

Great comeback