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« on: May 19, 2006, 11:31:29 AM »
A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney”
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2006, 12:00:44 PM »
 Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2006, 04:41:25 PM »
 
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2006, 04:59:57 PM »
oooo thats pretty close to the bone
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2006, 05:03:44 PM »
 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2006, 06:14:01 PM »
Its sick but I like sick.   
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2006, 06:18:13 PM »
Pryor to their split, Paul McCartney got Heather a new, state of the art, prosethitic limb for Christmas.

It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler.  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2006, 06:20:39 PM »
 Cheesy Cheesy

they keep getting worse.

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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2006, 06:23:57 PM »
Quote from: thetank on May 20, 2006, 06:18:13 PM
Pryor to their split, Paul McCartney got Heather a new, state of the art, prosethitic limb for Christmas.

It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler.  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2006, 06:26:29 PM »
I thought he split up with her because she had a drinkin problem- in all the reports it seemed to say McCartney splits with legless heather
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2006, 06:35:29 PM »
Quote from: thetank on May 20, 2006, 06:18:13 PM
Pryor to their split, Paul McCartney got Heather a new, state of the art, prosethitic limb for Christmas.

It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler.  Cheesy

Quote from: Hairydude on May 20, 2006, 06:26:29 PM
I thought he split up with her because she had a drinkin problem- in all the reports it seemed to say McCartney splits with legless heather
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2006, 06:51:35 PM »
I don't care what u lot say...She always had a foot in the door..
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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2006, 06:55:46 PM »
I lay upon a grassy bank
my hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river

A poem by Sir Paul McCartney
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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2006, 07:00:54 PM »
On a more serious side guys.. who's the mug here..The pretty girl with with a slight limp .. or the old old ageing pop star who thought he could still pull..?
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2006, 07:07:13 PM »
McCartney's minted, but he's no gent.

The lady still pays half. Even when they dine in restraunts that charge an arm and a leg.
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