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Stag Party ideas

« on: May 19, 2006, 04:20:26 PM »

Hi

I am soon going on a stag party abroad and I'm looking for ideas for tricks to play upon the poor unsuspecting stag. I've known the stag for a couple of years now through poker and he's a lovely guy really. A bit full of himself some might say. Others may say he's given a few rubdowns and deserves what he gets. Whatever your viewpoint, I'm sure that he would welcome the jokes in the amiable spirit that they are intended.

Now I have been on several stag parties of note where various members of the emergency services have been necessary to work on the stag. Obviously we want him to always have the memory of this special night with him but a few groundrules have to be observed.

1) Nothing that can endanger his life. Obviously mental, emotional and physical scarring are actively encouraged.

2) Nothing that can encarcerate him beyond his wedding date (29th July). So I think adding bags of powder to his luggage will have to be out.

Other than that pretty much anything goes.

I look forward to hearing any suggestions and promise a full report with pics afterwards.

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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2006, 04:24:12 PM »

The groom to be is a blondeite and I am on the stag weekend too

Rather amusingly to all concerned except potential groom his football team has reached the play off final that weekend and now he can't go! Oh dear, snigger......

Less amusingly the itinerary involves all participants bobsleighing. Me, bobsleighing down an icy track on a tea tray...ffs!

Intriguingly the itinerary also involves shooting AK47s, presumably on a range.

Ideas Please......


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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2006, 04:34:00 PM »

Thanks for that heartwarming story Stallyon. Thats a great idea but unfortunately I have my suspicions that the stag would enjoy it too much.

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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2006, 04:34:17 PM »

Tighty....wont he read this thread Huh?


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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2006, 04:36:49 PM »

We want him worried

I had to delete Stallyon's post, it was too explict

Please keep it reasonable everyone...you know the boundaries you have to keep, ta


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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2006, 04:37:02 PM »

where did my post go? dont tell me...it got deleted, i got the

, and now i'm chat banned


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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2006, 04:37:58 PM »

Quote from: TightEnd on May 19, 2006, 04:36:49 PM

We want him worried

I had to delete Stallyon's post, it was too explict

Please keep it reasonable everyone...you know the boundaries you have to keep, ta

i kept it as unexplicit as I possibly could.....me bad


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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2006, 04:40:09 PM »

lol i got to see it before it was deleted. Lovely story Stallyon. It's just the kind of thing we had been thinking to be honest. You are welcome to private message me if you have any good ideas that may be a little OTT for public forum.

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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2006, 04:45:33 PM »

Quote from: SmokingGun on May 19, 2006, 04:40:09 PM

It's just the kind of thing we had been thinking to be honest.

It might be the sort of thing you think of, but I wasn't!!!


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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2006, 04:57:07 PM »

Quote from: SmokingGun on May 19, 2006, 04:40:09 PM

maybe I should have my own OTT forum Cheesy


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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2006, 05:48:08 PM »

I have a great idea for a first rate prank, along the lines of the film 'Staggered' with Martin Clunes.

Step 1: Get stag really really pissed on the first night.

Step 2: Whilst he's comatose, dress him in a ridiculous outfit, such as a pair of jeans and a Barnsley football shirt.

Step 3: Arrange for him to be dumped in a random destination, such as Cardiff.

Poor bloke won't know what's hit him!

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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2006, 05:53:08 PM »

A favourite one is to tie him to a chair and the obligatory shaving of hair, then the hottest chilli sauce you can find smothered in the nether region.
We have done this many times, last time the groom to be spent the next 5 hours in the toilet naked pouring water over said nether region with us abusing the life out of him everytime we had to go Cheesy


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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2006, 06:00:20 PM »

my brother was stripped naked and chained to the town hall steps just in time for the pubs chucking out


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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2006, 06:32:53 PM »

Quote from: ifm on May 19, 2006, 05:53:08 PM

We have done this many times, last time the groom to be spent the next 5 hours in the toilet naked pouring water over said nether region with us abusing the life out of him everytime we had to go Cheesy

Water would just make it worse too Cheesy


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Re: Stag Party ideas

« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2006, 06:51:17 PM »

Stay away from Mickey Finn's and cameras.


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