I have a great idea for a first rate prank, along the lines of the film 'Staggered' with Martin Clunes.
Step 1: Get stag really really pissed on the first night.
Step 2: Whilst he's comatose, dress him in a ridiculous outfit, such as a pair of jeans and a Barnsley football shirt.
Step 3: Arrange for him to be dumped in a random destination, such as Cardiff.
Poor bloke won't know what's hit him!
Sheriff
Better still put him a Swansea shirt.
