A man can't be too careful....

[LukieD]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the Wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker, suprised by this, asked "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. . . . . . . . . . I just can't take that chance."

[charmaine]

 

[b4matt]

class

[M3boy]

 

OMFG!!!! Classic!!!!

[Trace]

PMFSL

Love it!

[charmaine]

I think it would be more funny if it was a nagging Husband though  0:-)

[Sark79]

lol   

[Trace]

I think it would be more funny if it was a nagging Husband though  0:-)

Husbands don't nag - they just go to the pub!

[stallyon]

I think it would be more funny if it was a nagging Husband though  0:-)

Husbands don't nag - they just go to the pub!

thats right...for a bloke to nag he'd have to a) know what was wrong in the first place and b) care enough to actually tell you where you are going wrong

[charmaine]

I think it would be more funny if it was a nagging Husband though  0:-)

Husbands don't nag - they just go to the pub!

Nope , Paul just plays more poker 

[M3boy]

LOL

A Pub?!?!?!? - I think I can remember what one of those is (just!)

[Poppet7]

LOL, sounds like something Leon would say!