I believe on pokerstars they have a little pigmy man with tourettes who sits in a room watching over all the tables simultaneously. He just shouts out cards at random and hey presto - whichever table has a flop to be dealt at that time gets the cards he shouts out.
If he's in a bad mood then beware there could be trouble!! There was one time that someone shot him with a blowdart to the backside which meant he couldnt sit down for a whole week!! He blamed it on us monkeys and all we got for a whole week was badbeat after badbeat, it wasnt a pretty sight

To get our own back we added an extra foot of vine to the tree swing just outside his house so next time he left home........ THUD!!
Thats probably another weeks worth of badbeats when he reads this but the look on his face as he hit the ground when swinging to work was priceless!!

(of course i may be wrong.......)