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Colchester Kev
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The magic of Chocolate :)
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May 23, 2006, 01:35:06 PM »
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
Have a go at this
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how! many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK.
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Re: The magic of Chocolate :)
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May 23, 2006, 01:42:12 PM »
Strictly speaking this equation does work - provided you were born during the 20th century.
Better make sure Tikay doesnt attempt this because when you subtract 1880 in as the year of birth it messes the calculation up!!
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May 23, 2006, 01:52:39 PM »
Indeed, and don't get JP to try it either. He was born in 2001 and that will screw the sums too.
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May 23, 2006, 01:58:09 PM »
Quote
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have .....
I'm sure I have done this before but don't remember it being chocolate that was involved.. 0:-)
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Colchester Kev
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May 23, 2006, 02:00:07 PM »
yes but i dont like being limited to between 1 and 10
It doesnt work when you want it 18 times a day
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Re: The magic of Chocolate :)
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I must be stupid....
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Quote from: Colchester Kev on May 23, 2006, 02:00:07 PM
yes but i dont like being limited to between 1 and 10
It doesnt work when you want it 18 times a day
pies?
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May 23, 2006, 02:02:18 PM »
It is quite amazing though, enter your year of birth, whether you've had your birthday or not, and it tells you how old you are.
How does it manage.
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May 23, 2006, 02:13:18 PM »
I think I missed a step....apparently I'm 3,831
Or is it meant to show how old you feel?
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May 23, 2006, 02:41:54 PM »
damn, the thread is so clever it made me go and buy a double decker... just when i was getting good at cutting down... grrr
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Quote from: rivered on May 23, 2006, 02:41:54 PM
damn, the thread is so clever it made me go and buy a double decker... just when i was getting good at cutting down... grrr
hmmm, an intreguing development - maybe its time to start a "send bananas to matt674" thread.........
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Quote from: matt674 on May 23, 2006, 02:53:29 PM
Quote from: rivered on May 23, 2006, 02:41:54 PM
damn, the thread is so clever it made me go and buy a double decker... just when i was getting good at cutting down... grrr
hmmm, an intreguing development - maybe its time to start a "send bananas to matt674" thread.........
these ok Matt?
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May 23, 2006, 03:43:12 PM »
They look just about perfect to me, my address is as follows:
Treehouse 6
Vine Lane
Jungleville
The Jungle
JU5 4GL
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May 23, 2006, 03:56:25 PM »
you a good cook monkey?
BANANA BARS
1/2 c. butter
1 1/2 c. sugar
2 eggs
2 c. flour
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. soda
1 c. buttermilk
1/2 tsp. banana flavoring
2 tsp. vanilla
1/2 c. nuts (optional)
3 mashed bananas
Cream together butter, sugar, and eggs. Sift together flour, salt, and soda. Add buttermilk. Then add bananas, flavoring, and nuts. Bake for 25 min at 375 degrees in a 15x10 inch pan until lightly brown.
FROSTING:
1/4 c. butter
1 tsp. vanilla
1/2 c. sugar
1 1/4 c. sifted powdered sugar
1/4 milk
Melt butter. Add sugar and boil 2 minutes at slow boil. Add milk and stir just until it comes to a boil. Add vanilla. Cool slightly an dadd powdered sugar. Frost while bars are still warm. For caramel frosting, use 1/2 c. brow sugar instead of white sugar.
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May 23, 2006, 03:59:58 PM »
Ed, don't waste your time giving the monkey recpies - he can't cook. If he was an ape though.....
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