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Question: Which of the following should win this week's caption contest?
Spot the mug
the mug is saying ... "I hope he saves chips better than i ever did"
My ex wife always said I was a mug.
To me to you
My poker woes seem to disappear after a mouthful off Seaman
i always wanted my own mug, says the fella on the left
How do you like my David Seaman Mug
gottle of geer
One of these days Blondepoker will cough up enough dough for a proper ventriloquist dummy!! "give me a gottle of gear"
can u seamen??nah just another couple of cheap mugs in blackpool
whos the mug here then
"would you like a cup of Seaman Miss?"
"Not only do we look alike, we are both crap at coping with chips !! "
I said bring me the head of the joker .. But this is a bit close to home
Red dog shows his ugly mug in Blackpool, but he also brought his charming ceramic dave seaman card protector cup.
And who said Red-Dog was a mug?
Red-Dog thinks the standard of the craftsmanship at Madame Tussards has slipped of late.
The mug is saying "I wish that veteran David Seaman look-a-like would stop putting his hand up my arse!"
"And i thought I was an ugly mug!"
"David Seaman steals my look, and I get SOD ALL from the Merchandise royatlies!!!"
thats one big waste of seaman
now he has his mini-dog Dr Red is on the verge of capturing Tikays Mojo
"So, who wants have my jug of Seaman?"
If you Like a lot of seaman on your biscuit join our club
The Mug: Put me down you mug
Red dog: "Snoopy asked if he could use a picture of my ugly mug for the first caption competition - what does he look like eh?"
"If you want to spit, you can use my Seaman mug
Red-dog storms through but sadly Dave seaman loses his heads up game at the annual "moustachios vs voodoo doctors poker tournament"
Yeah yeah very funny. Just cos i asked for a bit more head on me pint, no need to take the mick
After the world cup goes missing, eyebrows are raised at the decision to let red-dog design the new trophy

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« on: May 27, 2006, 04:43:08 AM »
Righteo peeps,

Not too much to say here, all self explanatory really.

What I will say, though, was that it was a pleasure doing this caption comp and I look forward to creating some more in the future. I genuinely did laugh out loud when I read some of these, and I hope a number of these gags have the same effecr with you.

I think a couple of rules will have to come into play for next week though.

(1) A maximum of two entries per person

and...

(2) You can't win if your caption is exactly the same as someone else. Origninality is the key is my eyes.

The winner will officially be announced on Sunday, and a new caption competition will be introduced.

3 votes each... Have fun!

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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2006, 11:39:11 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2006, 12:26:46 PM »
as a Scotsman it would be remiss of me no to vote for the "crap at coping with chips" option...... stirthepot stirthepot stirthepot
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2006, 12:27:56 PM »
Quote from: Jinky04 on May 27, 2006, 12:26:46 PM
as a Scotsman it would be remiss of me no to vote for the "crap at coping with chips" option...... stirthepot stirthepot stirthepot

this is getting like Eurovision!
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2006, 02:33:48 PM »
No this is worse - it has more seaman!!!
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2006, 05:37:20 PM »
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2006, 10:13:34 PM »
bumpity bump
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2006, 11:08:00 PM »
Quote from: Jinky04 on May 27, 2006, 12:26:46 PM
as a Scotsman it would be remiss of me no to vote for the "crap at coping with chips" option...... stirthepot stirthepot stirthepot

I voted for that too. It contains wit, rather than just stating that RED looks like Barry Chuckle.

To me, to you just doesn't press my buttons
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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2006, 11:14:05 PM »
I hope the mods are monitoring the voting patterns, this is serious business!!!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2006, 12:08:46 AM »
Quote from: thetank on May 27, 2006, 11:08:00 PM
To me, to you just doesn't press my buttons

I'm probably being thick, but I just don't get that one? 
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2006, 12:55:56 AM »
The chuckle brothers have moustaches.

RED-DOG has a moustache, as does the cup.

The chuckle brothers's catch phrase is "To me, to you"

And that's about it, unless I'm misssing something.
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2006, 01:14:19 AM »
Aha!  Not up to speed on my Chuckle-knowledge.
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2006, 01:00:53 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2006, 07:54:21 PM »
TIME IS RUNNING OUT .... GET YOUR LAST MINUTE VOTES IN !!!
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2006, 02:25:49 AM »
Well, seeing that I'm yet to vote, I'm going to lock the voting now and select one.

Therefore, the winner is...

"After the world cup goes missing, eyebrows are raised at the decision to let red-dog design the new trophy."

It was a close call, and I really do love the 'To me, to you' one, but I think the winning entry is a bit wittier, slightly more original, and coincides with an upcoming event.

Well done to...

Junglecat03

Big up to that man, a blondepoker cap on its way to you...

as soon as you email me your address.

 

ps. bolt deserves a mention for his incessant pm-ing and constant begging. You'll all be happy to know that I rejected his offer to rig the event, but he must be applauded for his efforts.

Oh yeah, and he's banned. (just kiddin')
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