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« on: June 10, 2006, 04:00:36 AM »

2 bottles of red wine, and half a bottle of rum, and I am still not that pissed.
I feel somwhat dissapointed.
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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2006, 04:39:26 AM »

Yeah, but are your lips and teeth all red? At least you'll get some value when you still have a headache tomorrow.

I'll pretend you were posting with your usual inebriated sarcasm. That you weren't really, we'll keep as our little secret.

Tolerance levels are a b*****. Thankfully I don't drink heavily too often, so one bottle of red and I'm anyones.

Come to think of it, don't really need the bottle.
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2006, 04:49:27 AM »

I don't really ever get hangovers, unless I do 2 litres of spirits.
I have an unfortunately high tolerance for alcohol.

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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2006, 04:57:19 AM »

No value at all then, do better next time. 
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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2006, 08:19:07 AM »

2 bottles of red wine, and half a bottle of rum, and I am still not that pissed.
I feel somwhat dissapointed.

Your spelling's pretty pissed though!   lmfao



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Your fingers are pretty pissed though!   lmfao
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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2006, 08:35:07 AM »

Carlsberg, don't do spellings
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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2006, 09:11:16 AM »

Whats with the major assault on smelling all of a sudden?
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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2006, 09:15:05 AM »

no idea , thought we no longer did spellchecks, I have noticed however that you need 3.25 bottles of red wine for your teeth to turn red
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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2006, 10:34:34 AM »

I need about a glass and a half to get red lips/teeth so tend not to drink it much in restaurants etc.  Sad
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2006, 10:43:47 AM »

I was trying to make a point that he may not be pissed but his fingers were!

Maybe I should have said 'fingers' rather than 'spelling' was pissed.

My bad,-  apologies for any offence caused.
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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2006, 11:33:23 AM »

After 2 bottles of red wine, Marjorie (our 17 stone barlady) looks like she could mount a serious challenge for Miss Staffordshire.
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2006, 09:39:48 PM »

After THREE bottles, bet you think you could mount Marjoire. Cool
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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2006, 09:42:54 PM »

ive been out since 12, and im pisswed now.
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2006, 10:09:23 PM »

6 bottles of peroni from spar at 5.1%


who wants to go dancing??
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2006, 11:11:15 PM »

After THREE bottles, bet you think you could mount Marjoire. Cool

After 4 i bet i have.
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