Joke

[Rod Paradise]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?

"MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.

"MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£65,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the optional extras.

"WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000.

"WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

[Colchester Kev]

 

[lynx5.0]

very good 

[stallyon]

that was my phone...grrrrrr....wait till i get my hands  on you

[B/FsCousinKev]