What is the best invention ever?

[Sark79]

Here you go .  The bloke looks slightly dodgy 


http://www.maskworld.com/english/products/costume-accessories/--/hats-caps--370/flamenco-hat--H2087

[mikkyT]

Breakaway kid... lol

Original breakaway advert is so much better

"Dont take away my breakaway"

[Claw75]

if it gets really greasy just rub some talcum powder into the palms of your hands, then stroke it over your hair - will make it look a bit better until you can wash it

[Lee]

if it gets really greasy just rub some talcum powder into the palms of your hands, then stroke it over your hair - will make it look a bit better until you can wash it

And infect the cuts with talc, no way, id rather look like a chip. Im too clumsy, within 2 hours i had opened up one of the cuts and it was pi$$ing down my neck.

[Lee]

Sark which parts of the head does that hat touch that a cap doesnt then ffs?

[Sark79]

Did the doctors say that it is safe to go outside?    My friend had a similar procedure a couple of years ago. He had to stay inside for three days

[Lee]

They advised not to do anything fr the weekend, but we have a real important match, so i kinda gotta go.

[Sark79]

Sark which parts of the head does that hat touch that a cap doesnt then ffs?

lol.  I don't wear many hats to be honest. They increase the speed at which we go bald.  An old retired barber told me this once on a long train journey.  I don't want to risk it too much 

[Newmanseye]

the best invetion is nothing, wll to be more accurate 0, without 0 our mathmatical system would be in useless, we would not have invented, created or understood some of the most basic day to day items that we take for granted, Without 0 we would understand little more than the basics of science and math.

Go on top that if ya can.

[Lee]

the best invetion is nothing, wll to be more accurate 0, without 0 our mathmatical system would be in useless, we would not have invented, created or understood some of the most basic day to day items that we take for granted, Without 0 we would understand little more than the basics of science and math.

Go on top that if ya can.

I can't, i've tried...oh hang on.....nope....oh wait.....nope you got me


Newmanseye 1 lee 0

[Lee]

Hows about the alphabet and language etc.?

[thetank]

The ancient romans had no concept of zero in their counting system.

They got on ok.

[Sark79]

The person who developed an easy to understand system for reading and writing

[Lee]

i wish i was an elephant

[mikkyT]

with flowers in my hair