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« Reply #150 on: August 10, 2006, 09:10:28 AM »

Snakes on a Plane - the title and the film pitch in one.

It seems like they're trying to create a 'classic', this doesn't bode well. (Classic as in classic cheese, or so bad its good, not as in a quality film obviously).
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« Reply #151 on: August 10, 2006, 12:36:54 PM »

I think I'm just going to wait for it's sequel, Snakes on a Plane 2: Eels in an Igloo
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« Reply #152 on: August 10, 2006, 02:09:16 PM »

I'll admit I am a little upset.

My screenplay for "Snakes on a Bus" was knocked back a few times.

Soooooo close



but there's been a spoof made already - Snakes on a Train Cheesy

This film could be just the antidote we need to the normal Hollywood way of making films. And to be fair - they were aiming to make a 'so bad it's good' type film - which is whay Jackson signed up for it (and fought against the renaming).
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« Reply #153 on: August 10, 2006, 02:20:09 PM »

Lost In Translation...Tagline..."What's the Japanese for yawn?"

Latest Superman and Miami Vice also pisspoor, the former requiring a pillow and the latter, subtitles!

If you want to purchase a quality film on DVD, get MEMENTO, it's a cracker of a movie starring Guy Pearce.

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« Reply #154 on: August 10, 2006, 04:14:32 PM »

They have already made the quintessential 'so bad its painful' movie - Air Force One - truly awful!!

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« Reply #155 on: August 10, 2006, 05:34:57 PM »

the film on film 4 last night about the midlands thank god i had no rope in the house
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« Reply #156 on: August 10, 2006, 08:35:04 PM »

I may have said this before, But I hate HULK.  It is terrible.  I wouldn't say this to his face though, he may get angry
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« Reply #157 on: August 10, 2006, 08:49:23 PM »

They have already made the quintessential 'so bad its painful' movie - Air Force One - truly awful!!



Bit of trivia - Liesel Matthews (aka Liesel A. Pritzker) who is in Air Force One is estimated to be worth around $500 million.
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« Reply #158 on: August 11, 2006, 12:42:33 AM »

the jolly green giant would ruin the hulk, but kindergarden cop would smack them both.
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« Reply #159 on: August 11, 2006, 12:46:50 AM »

the jolly green giant would ruin the hulk, but kindergarden cop would smack them both.

C'mon, John Matrix was the dude not to feck with, he ate green Berrets for breakfast!
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« Reply #160 on: August 11, 2006, 01:00:12 AM »

the jolly green giant would ruin the hulk, but kindergarden cop would smack them both.

C'mon, John Matrix was the dude not to feck with, he ate green Berrets for breakfast!

you speak the truth!!
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« Reply #161 on: August 11, 2006, 01:18:38 AM »

the jolly green giant would ruin the hulk, but kindergarden cop would smack them both.

C'mon, John Matrix was the dude not to feck with, he ate green Berrets for breakfast!

yes but he wasnt in Kindergarden so it doesnt count!
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