red dogs twin

[ariston]

you are a bad bad man dog...too late for coffee but I just got whisky all over my screen

[Robert HM]

RED-DOG has shares in ACME MONITERS, the more we drench the richer he gets.

[jammer]

Ok, so.....

Has Bob Carolgees now officially Won? 

[Robert HM]

Well could you call it winning once you have found out who your long lost twin was. After all these years think he was related to a dog and founds out it was different mutt.

[crash85]

[crash85]

laptops playing me up that was supposed to be neville southall

[tikay]

Never mind crash - welcome to blonde!

If you need help with  loading the pic, send a PM to Ironside, he's mustard at that sort of thing.

[Trace]

he's mustard at that sort of thing.

but for Pete's sake, don't mention SPAM!


 

[tikay]

Correction Trace, it's Red-Dog you must not mention spam to. He eats anything...... At Newmarket one day, he said "I could eat a horse". You shoulda seen the horses run THAT day.

He's a human waste disposal unit. Cricket balls 'n all, judging by his clygestor. Now THATS a word you don't see every day.......

[Robert HM]

....... clygestor. Now THATS a word you don't see every day.......

Not even in a dictionary. Did you just make that one up??

[tikay]

Make it up? Don't be silly. But I did check the spelling in the dictionary, & it seems to have disappeared. It's a sort of Septik Tank if I'm not mistaken. Years ago everyone had them, clygesters were all the rage, now the damn word has disappeared. Honest, they DID exist!

[tikay]

And no, it does NOT mean "Travel-Lodge Room".

[Robert HM]

Make it up? Don't be silly. But I did check the spelling in the dictionary, & it seems to have disappeared. It's a sort of Septik Tank if I'm not mistaken. Years ago everyone had them, clygesters were all the rage, now the damn word has disappeared. Honest, they DID exist!

Sounds like "they were Aces when I looked at them....... honest!"

You are persuasive and I am persuaded.

[tikay]

Good. I NEVER bluff.

I was at Sheffield last week and I had 8-9 on the Button, I made a little R & the SB passed, BB called. Flop was 7-T-J, THE NUTS. I tickle bet it, he called. Turn was the 8, damn, that weakens me, but I still fancy my 8-9 is good.Tickle bet, call. River, dammit, was the 9, so my 8-9 is  now meaningless, the board is showing a straight. He checks, I bet the pot, he passes in a trice, I show the 8-9, he says "ahh, as I thought, I took you for two pair".......

In Notts last night, I'm holding 2-5 spades - dont ask, it was a weird table. Flop is all diamonds. The Captain tries to steal it from UTG, 5 of us call. (In fact, he had floped 2 pairs). Turn is a fourth diamond. Check all round. River is a FIFTH Diamond. All check round to me. Well, what's a man to do? I bet the pot, they all pass, I say" flush" & quickly muck.....NOT a bluff though, I DID have the flush......

[mikkyT]

Good. I NEVER bluff.

I was at Sheffield last week and I had 8-9 on the Button, I made a little R & the SB passed, BB called. Flop was 7-T-J, THE NUTS. I tickle bet it, he called. Turn was the 8, damn, that weakens me, but I still fancy my 8-9 is good.Tickle bet, call. River, dammit, was the 9, so my 8-9 is  now meaningless, the board is showing a straight. He checks, I bet the pot, he passes in a trice, I show the 8-9, he says "ahh, as I thought, I took you for two pair".......

In Notts last night, I'm holding 2-5 spades - dont ask, it was a weird table. Flop is all diamonds. The Captain tries to steal it from UTG, 5 of us call. (In fact, he had floped 2 pairs). Turn is a fourth diamond. Check all round. River is a FIFTH Diamond. All check round to me. Well, what's a man to do? I bet the pot, they all pass, I say" flush" & quickly muck.....NOT a bluff though, I DID have the flush......

Are you sure you are not playing at a Sheffield school???