Does bitterness inspire literary genious?

[Claw75]

actually the really outrageous comments don't wind me up at all, but one thing that did get to me recently.  I was playing a HU sng a few weeks ago and my opponent just typed the odd word into the chatbox like 'unreal' and 'sigh' giving the impression that he was clearly the class player at the table and that it was annoying him that it was taking him so long to beat the big fish.  Don't know why, but that kind of thing really does put me on the back foot.

[Claw75]

In an STT on Laddies, it was a Dane vs Norweigan confrontation. The Dane got sucked out on, AA vs JJ. The Dane's remark was, "How predictable. Like the contents of a Norweigan's rucksack."
Still makes me laugh, don't know why. Maybe it's a deadly Scandi insult.

  and 

[NoflopsHomer]

Graham Greene only got into writing after he flopped quads only for his opponent to turn a straight flush.

[mikkyT]

Quite simply, after I flop two pair (AK) no draws on board, I check call all the way to the river. I bet the river putting the guy all in... and he calls with nothing, high card jack.

FU

[TightEnd]

I play on BPL as TightBlonde and I set up my profile as a young lady really just as an experiment.

Periodically I find myself chatted up in the chat box which I play along with..sadly it doesn't help my hourly win rate much

Yesterday I outdrew an American from Wyoming and he typed


"I was going to send you my c**k pictures but now you can just suck my d**K"

[mikkyT]

Claw I was just annoyed you popped my pair of 10's with a raggy king At least you checked it down. I wouldn't have said anything if it wasn't a friendly blonde game. A bit of banter is good for the league especially when you had nothing to prove

[Claw75]

Claw I was just annoyed you popped my pair of 10's with a raggy king At least you checked it down. I wouldn't have said anything if it wasn't a friendly blonde game. A bit of banter is good for the league especially when you had nothing to prove

I know that Mikky   I think sometimes I am a bit sensitive to these things as I'm still very much learning the game, but comments like yours actually help because I can take them on board and hopefully improve.  That said - I still think I played that hand OK!

[Newmanseye]

My particular fave came after I raised all in on the bubble with a short stack for the 5th time this time I had   ,

He types" if it was anyone else I would pass, but I dont respect your play, so I must call"

He flips over   .

Needless to say I won and he continues to comment.

" How can you move all in, under the gun with AQ , thats such a mug play, Such a retard!!"

Next hand is delt

I get  

I'm in the BB, He moves in for his remaining chips and I call when its Back to me.

I type in" I must call you, as I think you are making a play, but it might be a retard call"

Cards over I win,

He then proceeds to hound me for the rest of the game.

[mikkyT]

Claw I was just annoyed you popped my pair of 10's with a raggy king At least you checked it down. I wouldn't have said anything if it wasn't a friendly blonde game. A bit of banter is good for the league especially when you had nothing to prove

I know that Mikky   I think sometimes I am a bit sensitive to these things as I'm still very much learning the game, but comments like yours actually help because I can take them on board and hopefully improve.  That said - I still think I played that hand OK!

Pfft, lucky flop In all serious, yes it was nicely played. I bet out the flop and you called (i think) perhaps you should have re-raised but that just tells me you've likely hit, and you do want to be wary of AJ. I wouldn't have played much differently.

[mikkyT]

too funny bolt Family and cards is always funny

[ACE2M]

near the bubble of a live tourney i was heavely laden with chips and simply moved all in on the woman in the BB repeatedly, eventually she found QQ against my A9s. Unfortunately for her i hit the flush and she departed, her parting gesture was to push over my stacks of chips which i thought was quite funny but she had a deadly serious look on her face, so i don't think she meant it jovialy.

Why do some women take it so much more personally when they get knocked out in a live tourney?
I had a woman who taunted me when she knocked me out of a notts gala tourney because i had asked how many more chips she had left after she raised my bb, i duly raised that amount and she seemed to take it as a personal insult.

[thetank]

I get 

I'm in the BB, He moves in for his remaining chips and I call when its Back to me.

I type in" I must call you, as I think you are making a play, but it might be a retard call"

Cheeky bugger that you are Billy. 

That kinda rubdown can maek you look mighta silly after an outdraw though.

Like in an Orleans cash game (the Vegas hotel, not the Louisiana city) there was a hand in a $1/$2 cash game.

A burly obnoxious American with a hat (he may, or may not, have been from Wyoming) was all-in on the turn for $300. The board read K33J.

There was already around $300 in the middle and Glasgow's own Bada called for his remaining $150.

The hatted manny looked on as Badda flipped QQ.

"Good call" he announced sarcastically whilst revealing his own 36 for trips.

Of course, the dealer turned a Q on the river, to give Bada the pot of the night.

"Yes it was a good call" he chuckled as he stacked the chips.

The man in the hat threw a tantrum any two year old would be proud of. He was a burly fokker making a lot of noise, I thought chips were about to fly. Security turned up and encouraged him to leave.

He payed the price for his sarcastic complacency. The poker gods don't look too kindly on that sorta thing.





 

[ifm]

just had this one, i was big chippy and 3 left in an STT.
I raised with KQ off commiting him if he calls, he did with QJ off!!!!!!
No shocks and i win :-

: Ellie-Anne wins 3,610 with Pair: Kings
Ellie-Anne: gg
paulkonerko: f **k off
paulkonerko: fish
D: Game [71] started with 2 players.
Ellie-Anne: lol
Ellie-Anne: muppet
butcharella: HES BITTER
Ellie-Anne: just a tad
D: butcharella wins 600 as the last player standing
D: Level up. New stakes : 200/400

[Claw75]

Claw I was just annoyed you popped my pair of 10's with a raggy king At least you checked it down. I wouldn't have said anything if it wasn't a friendly blonde game. A bit of banter is good for the league especially when you had nothing to prove

I know that Mikky   I think sometimes I am a bit sensitive to these things as I'm still very much learning the game, but comments like yours actually help because I can take them on board and hopefully improve.  That said - I still think I played that hand OK!

Pfft, lucky flop In all serious, yes it was nicely played. I bet out the flop and you called (i think) perhaps you should have re-raised but that just tells me you've likely hit, and you do want to be wary of AJ. I wouldn't have played much differently.

Shame you weren't around on the FT as you would have had an excellent oppotunity to give my play a thorougly deserved knocking when I spunked off about half my chips in a hand with Robert.  It's still haunting me actually as I played it appallingly and I think it may well have cost me any hope of winning the league.  Robert - if you read this I would be VERY interested to know what you had from a learning point of view.

sorry - gone a bit off topic there.

[Sark79]

In Blackpool, after busting a little old lady in a shootout.

"How many times have you played live, you're an arsehole, a f**king arsehole"

She looked like such a sweet woman.