Jason Cowan from Big brother 4 or 5

[Scottish Dave]

is this where I get to tell my jimmy tarbuck story ?

Laz did you get my PM mate? about saturday

[Acidmouse]

I taught "Citizen Science" of BB fame, at college a few years ago. Funny guy, thinks he knows it all.

[Sark79]

The old guy I used to work beside got into a fight with Sydney Devine.  Sydney claimed he had damaged his watch, it ended in a punch from my mate to Sydney' nose. 





Who the hell is Sydney Devine?       He is a dodgy Scottish country singer

[thetank]

My mate got into a row with burnside from the bill.

They were filming down by the river and we came out of a pub and my mate walked up to him and said "your shows crap, how come every estate you film on in london is called the jasmin allen estate? you filmed on my estate once and when the episode was on t.v you'd changed it to the jasmin allen, what a load of crap".

Presumably DCI Burnside piped in with the fact that sometimes they use the Flitcroft Estate too.

Then closed with "shut iiiiiiit you tawt"

[Graham C]

lol nice one Dave

[smithy69]

my ex missus has been in nuts about 4/5 times lately, she was voted babe of the year!!!

siobhan from Haverhill or Cambridge depending on the week.

Gorgeous, but boring!!!!!

[bolt pp]

I've got a George Foreman grill.

[ifm]

I once saw Mohammed Ali at Marks and Spencers in Birmingham, Cliff Richard nearly ran me over (well his driver), had dinner with Ricky Hatton and got pissed with Paul Mcgrath.

[thetank]

I met the jannie offa Grange Hill

[Rod Paradise]

I met James Garner (Maverick, Rockford Files) in an airport in New York.

My sister met Marti Pellow when she worked at the Grosvenor Cinema in Glasgow. Premier of a film, big queue, Mr Pellow walks right to the front for wee sis to tell him to go to the back.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Sorry, I didn't recognise you, you're the guy who played Marti Pellow in Stars in Your Eyes, you're much better than that cheesy grinned bastard! Sorry but you've still to go to the back of the queue."

Exit M Pellow, bright red with all around giggling   I was so proud of her!!

[Claw75]

I met James Garner (Maverick, Rockford Files) in an airport in New York.

My sister met Marti Pellow when she worked at the Grosvenor Cinema in Glasgow. Premier of a film, big queue, Mr Pellow walks right to the front for wee sis to tell him to go to the back.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Sorry, I didn't recognise you, you're the guy who played Marti Pellow in Stars in Your Eyes, you're much better than that cheesy grinned bastard! Sorry but you've still to go to the back of the queue."

Exit M Pellow, bright red with all around giggling   I was so proud of her!!

Brilliant!

[Scottish Dave]

I met James Garner (Maverick, Rockford Files) in an airport in New York.

My sister met Marti Pellow when she worked at the Grosvenor Cinema in Glasgow. Premier of a film, big queue, Mr Pellow walks right to the front for wee sis to tell him to go to the back.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Sorry, I didn't recognise you, you're the guy who played Marti Pellow in Stars in Your Eyes, you're much better than that cheesy grinned bastard! Sorry but you've still to go to the back of the queue."

Exit M Pellow, bright red with all around giggling   I was so proud of her!!

she missed out the part where he was a Junky shooting-up toss-pot! Good effort Sis Rodley

[Indestructable]

I wouldn't insult the big body building one off Big Brother, i would only insult one of the smaller weedier ones or at a push the tranny. 

[Rod Paradise]

I wouldn't insult the big body building one off Big Brother, i would only insult one of the smaller weedier ones or at a push the tranny. 

She/he would clean your clock!! 

[Indestructable]

On second thoughts you are right.
You did mean clock didn't you.