What is the kindest way to tell someone to get lost?

[lazaroonie]

Sark,

2 grand, and I guarantee you will never hear from her again.


 

[Jinky04]

apart from being insane

She's not from Hardgate is she? Just I met an insane lassie from hardgate on Saturday night...

[bhoywonder]

Sark,

2 grand, and I guarantee you will never hear from her again.


 

its bit extreme


but this method gets my vote

[matt674]

Easiest way would be to tell her:

"Turn right at the lights, carry on 400 yards and take the left after the pub. Keep going down that road for about a mile then turn left crossing the bridge and follow that road, take the 4th right near the station and do a quick first left followed by a first right"

If she isnt lost by now then your probably in trouble............

[Sark79]

No, she is from Glasgow Jinky .   I am sure she is a decent girl, it's just constant emails all the time is abit tiring.  She ain't getting my phone number.  A woman came to the door today selling hand drawn paintings, for a second I thought she had somehow tracked me down. I panicked and did a commando roll along the hall to avoid being seen

[Sark79]

Easiest way would be to tell her:

"Turn right at the lights, carry on 400 yards and take the left after the pub. Keep going down that road for about a mile then turn left crossing the bridge and follow that road, take the 4th right near the station and do a quick first left followed by a first right"

If she isnt lost by now then your probably in trouble............

lol

[Dingdell]

Just tell her you play poker - enough to put most women off.....

[snoopy1239]

pm the pictures and I'll sort it all out

a bit of beagle loving will lure her away

[matt674]

Just tell her you play poker - enough to put most women off.....

 

always seems to work with me (whether i mean it to or not!!  )

[Sark79]

She got me on msn earlier.  I was playing three STT on pokerstars at the time.  I just had to ignore it. 

[Dingdell]

Just tell her you play poker - enough to put most women off.....

 

always seems to work with me (whether i mean it to or not!!  )

Just be careful - works the other way with me......arranged seating at Luton the other night so i could be next to a new face at luton - particularly nice man - rugged good looks, good teeth, good bankroll - you know the score... found out he was rubbish at poker and he lost all his charm! I just wasn't interested - so watch out monkeyboy wsop qualifier  

[Eck]

Tell her you are from Saline she will be off like a shot!!

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Are you gay Sark? LOL..

Where i used to work, i had to email other clients etc etc.. Anyway, i had to email this person called Faye every day, with different bits of information etc and there would always be a bit of chit chat at the end too.. Anyway, things got a bit more personal and we were emailing at work about 40-50 emails each day, talking abot personal life. By this time i had got her MSN addy and we had exchanged pics and been on webcam too.. It was like we had already met, talking on the phone 5/7 nights - We decided to make a meet of it and see how it went. So, with me living in Luton and her living in Leeds/Skipton it seemed best to meet up somewhere in the middle... A hotel in Birmingham did the trick (of course i paid for it) and we both got the train down on the Friday morning of February and came home on the Sunday Afternoon. I think we left the hotel once all weekend, so, needless to say, it was a good weekend! We still talk all the time now and as she has been in Turkey on holiday alot lately havent had a chance to meet up again since. Hopefully when she comes back we can meet sometime then

[Sark79]

Are you gay Sark? LOL..

Not a chance, but I am a little shy  .  This girl is scary. I guess I am just old fashioned.  Earlier I sent her an email telling her that I wasn't interested in a relationship, but I don't think that worked.  I have no idea why she is emailing me, I am the Worlds most boring person who iron's his socks and stacks tinned food in alphabetical order in the cupboards.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Are you gay Sark? LOL..

Not a chance, but I am a little shy  .  This girl is scary. I guess I am just old fashioned.  Earlier I sent her an email telling her that I wasn't interested in a relationship, but I don't think that worked.  I have no idea why she is emailing me, I am the Worlds most boring person who iron's his socks and stacks tinned food in alphabetical order in the cupboards.

I dont think shes interested in a relationship either from what you have said, so give it a go you boring git! LOL..