Day of the driving test - I think I am destined to mees up -What a day so far

[smithy69]

Well it's time for another driving test later today, but after the morning i have had I would advise all people within the Suffolk area to possibly stay indoors - can it get any worse

1) Get up feeling not to bad, shirt and tie go on and am leaving the the house when I miss the last step out on the stairs and end up with my nose in the carpet - I have broken my nose and its only 5.45 am ffs. Not that bad really as I have broken it dozens of times so it doesnt hurt that much, but aint the best way to get the day off.

2)Walk to Tesco's express to pick up my 3 paper's to read on the bus, The Sun, The Mirror and The Sportsman. Stand in the que awaiting to be served when I feel something moving in my hair.Brush it lightly as probably a small fly or some other small animal. The movement stopped so presume the animal flew off to the fruit section. 10 seconds later and I feel it again. Repeat the motion of messing the hair about only to see a fcuking hugeee wasp fly above me into the lights.To make matters worse the basterd stung me on the hand. So now I have a broken nose, and a rapidly swollen hand and its only 6.20 am. CAN IT GET ANY WORSE

3)Sit at the station like a doughnut for 30 minutes in a downpoor whilst my silly silly bus is in places unknown. It finally turns up 30 minutes late and I board. 10 minutes later and we are sat at the traffic lights waiting for the green. The green goes but we do not. WE HAVE BROKEN DOWN.

Finally get to work 45 minutes late soaked down to my pants, with a broken nose and a swollen hand which kills after that pesky wasp.

Please tell me it will get better lol.

[MrMoves]

I shouldn't laugh but, LOL.  That's cheered up my morning, funniest thing I've read for ages.

Seriously smithy, get in the car, don't worry, drive normally and carefully and after half an hour or so you'll be sorted.  Then it's just a matter of insurance, car tax, servicing, MOT, petrol prices, toll roads, congestion, speed cameras, those over the age of 60 and wishing you'd stuck to the bus in the first place.

Good luck mate.

[madasahatstand]

smithy

you got all the bad luck out of the way so now you can concentrate on the test. by the way, have you been to hospital about the nose yet?

mad

[Sark79]

Good luck smithy, all your bad luck is over for the day now mate. You can do it 

[Claw75]

aw dear - things can only get better!  good luck!

[Rod Paradise]

Smithy, my first driving test everything was going great - I did an hours drive with the driving instructor before it and drove great - confident as hell - failed.

2nd test, general bad day (not as bad as yours, but still bad), drove like a muppet before the test - had given up and was just doiing the test for practice - sailed through it.

It can be done - Good Luck!

[smithy69]

I just hope all my bad luck has been used, and am trying to think positive.

I was so nervous last time, but so far I feel ok although have some small jitters. My hand aint to bad now, but my bloody nose hurts. I can click it in, and out of the joint with my fingers so no need to go to the hospital but it does hurt.

Thanks for your good luck mails guys

[madasahatstand]

smithy

you CAN click it in and out with your fingers? and you DONT have to go to hospital? are you crazy?? thats a bad sign not a good one ..lol

[smithy69]

I have broken it so many times, if I sneeze hard it pops out!!!!!!!!!lol (my nose that is)

3.5 hours to go!

[Chili]

Sorry but you are soo cool and hardcore 

Good luck today - there is no way you will fail!!

[charmaine]

It really cant get any worse , your bound to pass .
Good luck Smithey 

[smithy69]

nerves are kicking in now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rod Paradise]

nerves are kicking in now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go have a pint!!! 

[ericstoner]

Well whats the news Smithy..............

[Tonji]

go & sit in a padded, sealed off room before the test, best to be safe

btw good luck, it'll be fine