snoopy1239
"Who's Barry Neville?"
Eck
mmmmm now what would Captain Pugwash do here?
Chris Wallis
"The doctor told me I had a head cold"
4KingNutz
"Now do i look cool or do i look cool"
johnmul99
you called with what, do you know who i am, im phil hellmuth
Junglecat03
Surinder deviates from his standard re-raise, announcing "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum"
Robert Garfield
"Who you callin' Pokersmurf?"
Dewi cool
I need to get an Union Jack headscarf like Colchester Kev's got
snoopy1239
ruddy birds get everywhere!
bhoywonder
yeah thats rite....I'm bad ...I'm cool....I'm wearing Tony G's undergarments on my head
Robert Garfield
Stop raising my big blind, PapaSmurf don't like it!
Jack Sparrow
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
mikkyT
Captain Jack strains, attempting to hold back the stink bomb from pushing its way out of his buttocks
ALAN ARMITAGE
turkey again mum
Nicholas Smith
I've got to be back at the day centre before 5pm
snoopy1239
You tell that Sparrow chump that his ass is mine! Mine, I tell you!!!
Gryff
Where did my pirate ship go?
Poll
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