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« on: August 17, 2006, 11:18:27 PM »

Righteo

The title should keep Shark at bay (no pun intended)

Here, we can conspire to kidnap him in the street as he goes to the shop for potatoes, stick a bag over his head, bung him in the back of a transit van, and drive him down to Walsall for BB3.

Who's with me?
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2006, 11:21:19 PM »

what is the penalty if someone who has been accosted by a savage horse reads this thread?!

I think the kidnapping thing is a bit extreme, but I do agree that Sark needs to be at BB3 - come on Sark, you can put in a few extra hours study before and afterwards.  You will be treated like royalty if you make it down!
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2006, 11:22:06 PM »

right! i've got a bag!
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2006, 11:23:06 PM »

I've got some potatoes.
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2006, 11:23:31 PM »

i've got a stick
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2006, 11:23:46 PM »

i know were he lives
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2006, 11:24:04 PM »

I've got some potatoes.

You can pose as the potatoe seller then
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2006, 11:24:46 PM »

boy is he going to be surprised!
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2006, 11:27:38 PM »

i know were he lives

That'll probably be a big help.

i've got a stick

That's good too.



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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2006, 11:28:50 PM »

I'm a horse whisperer, will that be any help?
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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2006, 11:29:26 PM »

How long before MI6 take over this thread and we all get arrested under anti terrorim laws  Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2006, 11:30:12 PM »

I'm a horse whisperer, will that be any help?

Red already taught us all the trick, sorry mate.

If you can drive a van though....

and we still need more sticks (I think)
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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2006, 11:30:54 PM »

How long before MI6 take over this thread and we all get arrested under anti terrorim laws
ok, i dont know were he lives
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2006, 11:31:19 PM »

I'm a horse whisperer, will that be any help?

Red already taught us all the trick, sorry mate.

If you can drive a van though....

and we still need more sticks (I think)
and a bung
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2006, 11:32:39 PM »

I know a good vet too.


He teases studs to cover mares in his spare time, but somehow that might not be appreciated here
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