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« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2006, 11:50:25 AM »

perhaps the mods could give us a secret plotting board?

You see how long that reply took... they had to have a meeting in their secret mod room to try and work out how you knew about it.  You've been marked now Claw

she was marked as a subversive influence planted here by dark forces long before this thread

We have threads and threads in our secret room planning our counter attack!
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« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2006, 11:56:12 AM »

Where is tikay the boss man of these secret talks?  I haven't seen him about for a few days
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« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2006, 11:58:04 AM »

Off on a "Spycraft for OAPs" course at the SAS in Hereford
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« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2006, 11:58:39 AM »

perhaps the mods could give us a secret plotting board?

You see how long that reply took... they had to have a meeting in their secret mod room to try and work out how you knew about it.  You've been marked now Claw

she was marked as a subversive influence planted here by dark forces long before this thread

We have threads and threads in our secret room planning our counter attack!

Doh - Rumbled.  Will have to come up with a new and more cunning plan.

Where is tikay the boss man of these secret talks?  I haven't seen him about for a few days

*waves stick*
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« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2006, 12:07:33 PM »

Before i actually read the thread and find myself in deep water could someone answer my question below?

In the jungle i was once accosted by a savage zebra - does that count?
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« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2006, 12:09:34 PM »



In the jungle i was once accosted by a savage zebra - does that count?

unfortunately its not a simple black and white answer
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« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2006, 12:10:13 PM »

Off on a "Spycraft for OAPs" course at the SAS in Hereford



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« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2006, 12:11:54 PM »



In the jungle i was once accosted by a savage zebra - does that count?

unfortunately its not a simple black and white answer

Darn - it never is Sad

I will refrain then from reading the thread for now.
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« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2006, 01:02:11 PM »



In the jungle i was once accosted by a savage zebra - does that count?

unfortunately its not a simple black and white answer

Darn - it never is Sad

I will refrain then from reading the thread for now.

IMHO it is fine for you to read Matt.  The penguin, however, appears not to be paying attention *waves stick again*
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« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2006, 01:06:40 PM »

on what nature programme was it that you saw David Attenborough saying that penguins responded to waving sticks?

May I suggest attaching a herring to said stick, you might get his attention then
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« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2006, 01:09:43 PM »

on what nature programme was it that you saw David Attenborough saying that penguins responded to waving sticks?

May I suggest attaching a herring to said stick, you might get his attention then

I am waving the stick not to get his attention, but with the intention of hitting him with it.  Am I banned now?
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« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2006, 01:12:27 PM »

Expect a PM issuing a formal warning. I do not approve of cruelty to penguins. Strangely you would be the first person in forum history to be banned for such an offence.

I came across cruelty to llamas from way back, but never penguins
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« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2006, 01:32:47 PM »

I'm ashamed to admit it but this monkey abuses penguins on a regular basis, often bashing them to a pulp.



































I then open the wrapper and enjoy the chocolaty biscuit crumbs...............
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« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2006, 03:00:10 PM »

lol   
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« Reply #44 on: August 18, 2006, 03:43:21 PM »

The sticks clearly aren't working.  As you're here now Sark, are you going to give us the answer we want??
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