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« Reply #45 on: August 18, 2006, 04:33:44 PM »

Did anyone else get caught in the heavy rain today?   I got soaked twice

The meaning of the name Claire is   -  bright and clear

I am going to eat pasta and vege for dinner tonight. Fantastic meal

These are all subject changing answers  Cheesy
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« Reply #46 on: August 18, 2006, 04:49:58 PM »

When was the last time you ate meat, Sark?
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« Reply #47 on: August 18, 2006, 05:04:00 PM »

Did anyone else get caught in the heavy rain today?   I got soaked twice

The meaning of the name Claire is   -  bright and clear

I am going to eat pasta and vege for dinner tonight. Fantastic meal

These are all subject changing answers  Cheesy

uh oh - the programme has gone out of control!!
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« Reply #48 on: August 18, 2006, 05:05:58 PM »

About 1995 mate.  I was having a conversation with some cows at my work in the afternoon, later when I went home, I decided I wouldn't eat another animal or fish.
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« Reply #49 on: August 18, 2006, 05:15:23 PM »

About 1995 mate.  I was having a conversation with some cows at my work in the afternoon, later when I went home, I decided I wouldn't eat another animal or fish.

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« Reply #50 on: August 18, 2006, 05:26:43 PM »

Not exactly a conversation, I was chatting to them during my lunch hour
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« Reply #51 on: August 18, 2006, 05:28:08 PM »

Not exactly a conversation, I was chatting to them during my lunch hour

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« Reply #52 on: August 18, 2006, 08:10:32 PM »

Yes, that's why the cows didn't talk back.
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« Reply #53 on: August 19, 2006, 02:57:46 AM »

Wow, imagine being 'blanked' by a cow.

That's gotta suck.
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« Reply #54 on: August 19, 2006, 02:59:35 AM »

The only time cows ever speak to me is when I'm standing in their way.

They ask me to Mooooooooooove.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #55 on: August 19, 2006, 03:00:15 AM »

They were more interesting than my workmates.


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« Reply #56 on: August 19, 2006, 06:56:26 AM »

GROAN
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« Reply #57 on: August 19, 2006, 06:57:10 AM »

The only time cows ever speak to me is when I'm standing in their way.

They ask me to Mooooooooooove.  Roll Eyes

Sorry, forgot the quote

GROAN
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« Reply #58 on: August 19, 2006, 07:04:51 AM »

I've been thinking how to combine the posts in this thread with unparalleled cunning and comedic brilliance to imply my girlfriend is a cow.

I wanted to do a play on words that Incorporated the sentiment of the last few posts amalgamated with direct reference to some of sarks comments.


I wanted to find a balance between the modern day dry sarcasm of Ricky Jervis tempered with the slapstick genius of Leslie neelson.

Ive come up with something special i think..................................................































"My girlfriend is a cow"

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« Reply #59 on: August 19, 2006, 07:07:53 AM »


I wanted to find a balance between the modern day dry sarcasm of Ricky Jervis tempered with the slapstick genius of Leslie neelson


You've now put me in the mood for some Extras followed by the Naked Gun series. All on DVD.
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