you say that Matt, but a mate of mine's girlfriend is expecting a baby and he is already a grandfather thanks to his eldest son. So the new baby will have a nephew a couple of years older than him/her!
Well there goes monkeys best "smooth talking" & "complimenting members of the opposite sex" techniques shot down in flames.........
back to the drawing board

its so much more easy for us monkeys - we just jump about and wave our arms a lot while screaming. You humans are far more complex!!