So there i was,

with my mobile, when i discovered some footage that quite disturbed me.
As we have all heard, Colchester Kev was pretending to be Tom Cruise behind the bar at Rob's party on Friday, and i tried to capture the shocking similarity of Kev reprising Mr Cruise's role from "Cocktail".
It did not work.
You see, Kev, whether fuelled by copious amounts of alcohol or him just being luddite, did not realise i was trying to capture him on video, so kept posing as if he was stood infront of a Box Brownie. ( Ask your grand parents or Tikay )
So, i present 2 videos for your delectation, one is Kev as he was on Friday and one as an homage to Charlie Chaplin.
Video #1
http://www.bain.uklinux.net/CensorKev.wmvVideo #2
http://www.bain.uklinux.net/ChaplinKev.wmv