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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2006, 04:58:10 PM »

My mate at school was called David Mcdonald and his dad was called Ronald. Dave's middle name was Ronald.
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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2006, 04:59:31 PM »

Guy at work keeps telling us of 2 brothers he grew up with call Alan and Peter Ness.

whoosh - someone's going to have to explain these to me! 
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« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2006, 05:01:22 PM »

A. Ness and P. ness
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« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2006, 05:06:26 PM »

A. Ness and P. ness

 Shocked  thank you.  my innocent young mind just couldn't see it.
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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2006, 05:25:59 PM »

richard spankey, i kid u not
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« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2006, 05:48:54 PM »

I knew twins with the surname Beach who were Rocky and Sandy.
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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2006, 07:42:22 PM »

One of my old Doctors was called Dr Winterbottom.

Those medical folk with their wacky names, eh?
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2006, 08:23:35 PM »

dr whites another. what a bloody pain!!!
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« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2006, 08:58:14 PM »

I love that guys name who Tikay was playing at Gutshot a while ago, something Christmas.  Not naughty but worth a few gags.

I am in no position to talk, however.
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« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2006, 09:04:38 PM »

These used to go to my school and are all real:

Richard Head
Dwayne Pipe
Mustafa Jaffa
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« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2006, 11:33:34 PM »

We had a teacher at school whose name was Miss Pratt, naturally we figured that when she got married she would pick a bloke with a sensible name.

One year we welcomed her back to school as a married woman: her new name? "Mrs. Nettleship."

Probably a step up, but us kids didn't think it was by much...

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« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2006, 12:12:36 AM »

The teacher I was in love with at school was Chris James Bond, I actually stalked him for a while! LOL
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« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2006, 12:33:20 AM »

i had a mate in my teens called richard (dick) cocks (spelt that way to) Cheesy

and his party trick was to put a condom over his head..... now thats another story  Cheesy

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« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2006, 10:22:39 AM »

The teacher I was in love with at school was Chris James Bond, I actually stalked him for a while! LOL

lol what did you do? and did you get caught? Cheesy
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« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2006, 11:19:45 AM »

a woman I work with had the surname Fuchs.  She got married last year, and someone in the office quipped that her fiance's name was Knightly, and she'd be going double-barrelled  Shocked

Is her name Nikki?
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