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I've just thought of a few that still make me chuckle years later, let's hear some more....
Swedes 1 Turnips 0 (after Sweden beat Graham Taylor's hapless England team)
Thanks for the mammaries (after legendary page 3 girl Sam Fox retired from modelling)
Stick it up your junta (when Maggie T. turned down the Argies terms for a cease-fire)
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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2006, 07:34:58 PM » |
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Super Calley Go Ballistic Celtic are Atrocious  Following a cup upset when Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic erm... late 90s I think. |
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2006, 08:03:56 PM » |
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"shoots you sir" front page of daily sport after versace was shot dead, brilliant!
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Claw75
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2006, 09:24:46 AM » |
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from yesterday's Daily Star (pretty self explanatory):
Di wanted to have it HOFF with me.....but I didn't want the Hassel
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2006, 09:41:44 AM » |
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Freddie star ate my hamster
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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2006, 09:55:11 AM » |
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One that sticks in my mind, although I thought it was a pretty bold decision at the time, was when Fred West hanged himself in prison on New Year's Eve.
It was reported in The Sun with the headline, "Happy Noose Year."
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2006, 11:57:52 AM » |
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Classic Sunday Sport headline from when it was only out on a Sunday:-
World WarII Bomber Found on the Moon
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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2006, 12:59:26 PM » |
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"Charlton Athletic win the 2008 Champions League" Ok, so i can dream.......................  |
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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2006, 01:04:06 PM » |
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Super Calley Go Ballistic Celtic are Atrocious Following a cup upset when Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic erm... late 90s I think. That was stolen from a previous headline in English football. Was a good headline though  |
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May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, with a badger on its back.
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2006, 01:19:20 PM » |
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I only came here for De Beers" The Sun Nov 8th 2000 after the failed Millennium Dome robbery
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2006, 02:29:20 PM » |
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"Hoddle finds God.
What a pass"
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2006, 02:32:14 PM » |
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"shoots you sir" front page of daily sport after versace was shot dead, brilliant!
Now that IS clever! |
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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2006, 06:12:00 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2006, 06:42:11 PM » |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2006, 06:59:47 PM » |
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Brilliant! |
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