Random Thought Of The Day....

[bolt pp]

How come Royal Dalton or Capo De Montie don't make figurines of people operating band-saws?

That way, when they lost a finger or two, they would look even more authentic.

That thought is either not random enough or too random!

If the former try putting in some inappropriately placed punctuation marks and references to
amusingly named foodstuff, particularly cakes.

If the latter I'd accompany it with a picture of john major,roger black, or terry venables.(where possible all of the aforementioned together, in a bath if possible, maybe having a water fight).

[RED-DOG]

How come Royal Dalton or Capo De Montie don't make figurines of people operating band-saws?

That way, when they lost a finger or two, they would look even more authentic.

That thought is either not random enough or too random!

If the former try putting in some inappropriately placed punctuation marks and references to
amusingly named foodstuff, particularly cakes.

If the latter I'd accompany it with a picture of john major,roger black, or terry venables.(where possible all of the aforementioned together, in a bath if possible, maybe having a water fight).

Then it would become a specific thought, presented in a random fashion.

[bolt pp]

How come Royal Dalton or Capo De Montie don't make figurines of people operating band-saws?

That way, when they lost a finger or two, they would look even more authentic.

That thought is either not random enough or too random!

If the former try putting in some inappropriately placed punctuation marks and references to
amusingly named foodstuff, particularly cakes.

If the latter I'd accompany it with a picture of john major,roger black, or terry venables.(where possible all of the aforementioned together, in a bath if possible, maybe having a water fight).

Then it would become a specific thought, presented in a random fashion.

I'm just jealous of others ability to think randomly, so much so that i have to temper my own randomised thoughts, when memorialised, with distint inaccuracies, lamented with digressive references to cakes, biscuits, and reputable public figures.

In fact my previous post was as close to randomisation, for the purpose of this thread, as Ive ever attained, i was throwing CD cases at the wall in my ebullient state of elation only to find that you've posted a riposte of such rational proportion that you've deconstructed the randomization of all antecedent thought process ascribed to my previous thought in its entirety!

[RED-DOG]

Spotted Dick.

[thetank]

Greasy Spoon

[ariston]

Do I weigh more than snoopy and jenn combined??

[The Baron]

Who would win in a fight between TheTank and TheBus?

[The Baron]

Jose Mourinho is unbelievable.

The guy goes on about waiting half an hour for an ambulence for Petr Cech and the South Central Ambulence Service says it took 7 mins between when the call was placed and when it arrived.

He then talks about how his player may have died.

A sickening accusation. What little respect I had for him has disappeared.

[bolt pp]

I thought his greivence was that it was 1/2 an hour from when they informed reading that they would need outside assistance, I dont think he doubts it took them 7 minuites to arrive just that reading didnt call them when they were requested to.

[The Baron]

I thought his greivence was that it was 1/2 an hour from when they informed reading that they would need outside assistance, I dont think he doubts it took them 7 minuites to arrive just that reading didnt call them when they were requested to.

You are probably right but it still remains that Mourinho says an ambulence was meant to be called at 25 to the hour when both Reading and the SCAS says it was requested at quarter to.

[Poppet7]

What does having itchy ears mean?

[Trace]

Remember the Green Cross Code!!!

[Claw75]

gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.  there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. Gonna take some time to do the things we never haaa-a-a-ad

[booder]

i sat alone with the dreams of children
Weeping willows and tall dark building,
I've caught a fashion from the dreams of children
But woke up sweating from this modern nightmare, and
I was alone, no one was there

[Poppet7]

I know this will shock some of you but I have decided to get back with Leon and give it one last try... one last chance to work. But...I've just read my horoscope and it's spooky...

"You may find that you end up staying in difficult relationships and unsatisfying jobs simply because you can and you are fearful of something new. Life is shorter than you think it is, so if you want to improve your situation, you need to take responsibility for it and be proactive."