IRISH OPEN LIVE UPDATES - DAY ONE

[Milkybarkid]

Good luck Tikay et al....

Wish i was there playing as well.

[ariston]

Isn't it about time you went and got focused Tikay? We would all much prefer to be looking at the lovely Mrs C. Good luck tonight and dont forget to tell Julian no chop chop unless hes chip leader!! 100-1 was a price I couldnt resist and I would hate to be done because of a dodgy deal.
ariston

[ariston]

Owdo ben, wish I was there to. May see you at the vic next week.

[Milkybarkid]

Yeh i will be playing every event at the Vic next week...

Bring it on

[tikay]

William Hill Poker have a full team here, Julian Yoyo Thew, Smokin Steve Vladar, & Xuyen Bad Girl Pham. Be a surprise if one of those three fail to money.

[tikay]

Have we got a "blonde bombshell" bet today Mr Langley?

[tikay]

Our Tournament Director is Thomas Kremser, resplendent in pink shirt (pink!) & stripey tie.

[tikay]

100/1 Ariston - about whom?

[tikay]

Oops, forgot Eric The Screw Barker.

I got heads up with Eric in a satellite yesterday. We get all-in, my A-J suited, against Eric's A-5. Flop A-J-5, nice, turn blank, river....5! To be fair, he was chip leader, & he had kindly offered me a 500 Euro "saver" for the runner-up. I decined, being the perfect Gent. For pefect gent, read perfect idiot.

[ariston]

yoyo tikay

[DEX]

Go Get em Carlo

[tikay]

Now Howard Plant has turned up. He is wearing a black jacket, on the back of which is embroidered:

"Women Adore Me. Fish Fear me".

You have to love him, eh?

Talking of refined Gentleman, Rob Shifty Stevens has just wandered in.

[tikay]

Howard is very subdued. He says he always thought he was magnificent in bed, but has now found out that hisw ife of 20 years has asthma. That's Howard's joke, not mine, by the way....

[tikay]

You took 100/1 about tikay Russ? You must be MAD.

Mind you, I had a mountain of chips on Thursday in the Hold 'Em, but ran into QQ with my AK, hit my A, & Matey Boy hit his set! 4 off the money, too!

Then last night, exited in the Omaha Final in a monster pot. Story of my life, ALMOST good enough......

[tikay]

By the way, DEX is Carlo's Mum, she has taken over from Carlo as a super blonde poster.

Wel, correction. DEX is the Dog, Carlo's Mum has the username DEX. Clear as mud?

Good Luck Carlo!