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Question: What is the most appropriate way to punish Chavs who mis-behave?
Tie them to the back of a souped up 1990 Vauxhall Nova and drag them around the M25
Force feed them with McDonalds until they can take no more and agree they will never loiter outside a MaccyD's ever again
Sit them next to the loudest speaker in the world and play Garage music into their ears until they are permanently deafened
Make them sail The English Channel on a raft of Argos catalogues until they realise Argos isn't the answer to everything
Simply drown them in a pool of Cider

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« on: September 17, 2006, 11:20:47 PM »

It's simple, Chavs get right on my wick and i'd like some input into the way they should be dealt with!
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2006, 11:22:46 PM »

Is a Chav the same as a Ned?
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2006, 11:23:43 PM »

What's a Ned Sark? lol
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2006, 11:24:03 PM »

Ned Kelly was a chav?
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2006, 11:24:39 PM »

What's a Ned Sark? lol


lol,  it might be the same as a Chav.   What is a Chav mate  Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2006, 11:25:34 PM »

There is a difference but in simple terms, yes.

Ned is a non educated delinquant. Same as a scally in manchester/liverpool or chav in the north east and south
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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2006, 11:25:46 PM »

Ned Kelly was a chav?


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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2006, 11:26:10 PM »

They can't help what they are. All those punishments seem a tad harsh.

We just need to stop them breeding, cut their nobs off. 
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2006, 11:26:35 PM »

There is a difference but in simple terms, yes.

Ned is a non educated delinquant. Same as a scally in manchester/liverpool or chav in the north east and south



ok,  I got you.  Now I can make my vote
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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2006, 11:31:07 PM »

I could be here all night trying to define a Chav  

They can often be found wandering our Town Centres dressed in fake designer labels or sports tracksuits.  The Chav woman tends to wear a gold necklace with a clown dangling on the end of it whereas the man's necklace will be finished off with a lovely pair of golden gloves!

They are usually unable to construct a sentence using more than 5 words, and when they do use 5 words it's because they've used 'urrrgh' 4 times.

Their diet consists of McDonalds and Cider in between visits to Argos to obtain the latest must have item from the widely acclaimed Elizabeth Duke Jewellers

They're grrrrrrreat!
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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2006, 11:32:24 PM »

They can't help what they are. All those punishments seem a tad harsh.

We just need to stop them breeding, cut their nobs off. 

Love it! 
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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2006, 11:33:03 PM »

It's simple, Chavs get right on my wick and i'd like some input into the way they should be dealt with!


next time they get on your nerves smack em round the ear with your walking stick and tell them how brave you were in the first world war.





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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2006, 11:33:52 PM »

I could be here all night trying to define a Chav 

They can often be found wandering our Town Centres dressed in fake designer labels or sports tracksuits.  The Chav woman tends to wear a gold necklace with a clown dangling on the end of it whereas the man's necklace will be finished off with a lovely pair of golden gloves!

They are usually unable to construct a sentence using more than 5 words, and when they do use 5 words it's because they've used 'urrrgh' 4 times.

Their diet consists of McDonalds and Cider in between visits to Argos to obtain the latest must have item from the widely acclaimed Elizabeth Duke Jewellers

They're grrrrrrreat!


I have seen them  Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2006, 11:34:38 PM »

I think Chav is supposed to be spelt Chev (or this is how it was originally spelt) because it stands for Council House Environment.

Please can you add 'all of the above' to the poll.
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« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2006, 11:40:17 PM »

They should be dealt with the same as anyone else, and not pre judged because of their background or their appearance.

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