It was touching to see members of this forum banding together to find the lost siblings of our very own RED-DOG. The conclusion was that his DNA seemed to have liberally spread throughout the known world and was limited only by Mr RED-DOG Seniors petrol for his bike and his, seemingly inexhaustible supply of chat up lines.
To further this honourable effort, perhaps we now ought to turn our attention to the much loved or would be if she didn’t discovered the rhohipnal in the glass, Nun. Though she has taken to the sanctuary of the local convent she still, perhaps, has hankering (don’t we all) to discover her kin throughout the globe.
Not a little effort has gone into the search for those potentially separated from her at birth and we provide a small sample of the possible contenders, perhaps you may have some of you own to add.
To remind you of Sister Maureen we start with a, not to recent, photo of her:
As you will see she is an active participant of the convents computer room, she has taken it upon herself to show the other nuns the perils of online gaming and, as in this picture, the terrible hold the porn industry has over some areas of the internet. Maureen is also a founder member of Nuns-reunited, so our search will be close to her heart.
These are the potential siblings we have discovered so far:
Sister Abigal was discovered in the convent of The Perpetually Hopeful, a strict sect located in the Nevada desert, not far from the Chicken Ranch so I expect some of you might have passed the convent.
Sister Beatrice, know affectingly, at the local police station as The Kelpto Nun, was discovered in Holloway Prison. We did hope to have a picture taken of her in her cell but this was refused by the governor, however we are blessed as she is quite photogenic on CCTV and a still taken from the Prosecutor’s exhibit 6 is shown:
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Some may feel it distasteful that a nun should turn to petty pilfering but bearing in mind the quote “God helps her who helps herself” Sister Beatrice managed to help herself so much that her place in heaven is assured.
The researchers we’re somewhat disconcerted by Sister Chuck for some reason. It maybe his physical appearance or the way he used to scratch his groin in the presence of the “other” sisters. Her constant refusal to have her facial hair surgically removed was sadness to the Mother Superior.
Sister Delores spent her life campaigning against the futility of war and was not afraid to express her views and put them over with some force. If anybody was brave enough to query her stance as a peacenik they soon lived to regret there action. “Fight the Good Fight” was her motto, until indicted for Grievous Bodily Harm following an incident at a CND rally.
We are pleased to be able to show you an archive picture sister Edna, known in her local parish as the running nun. It was never clear why Edna found it important to constantly run, or indeed whether she was particularly fast, however records of Stoke Poges Amateur Athletic Club show she was entered for a time trial in the 4x 400m relay race however surviving contestants can’t remember a running nun though Mr Sidney Spriggot, who was due to run at that meeting remembers an incident of a nun trying to insert a battery into a relay baton for some reason.
The search is now open for other potential Nuns separated at birth from our own beloved Sister. Good luck in your search and if you should find a subject please post her picture and a little bit about her her.
Bless you all
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