Pesky philips fridge freezers have dried up that gravy train that was flogging ice. If online poker dies on it's arse, we need new avenues of revenue generation, moolah making.
To that end, I'm setting up a buisness, see all this mining wot-not they carry on with in places like South Africa and Wales etc, they've been going about it all wrong.
They build big vertical shafts deep into the earth. At some point they start expanding this shaft into tunnels along a horizontal plane. As they get deeper, they encounter all sorts of problems.
The rock above them collapses in the tunnels, seismic activity underground, extreme temperatures and humidity, ventilation problems etc etc. Even the most sophisticated deep mines who've never had a major incident can't avoid the odd fatality.
Billions of monetary units (
) are spent on attempts to negate these problems, and drive mines deeper and deeper.
My question is, why not spend those billions on more dynamite.
See the way they built that big vertical shaft, just do it again next to it, and again, and again. Instead of messing around with tunnels and all the s***e that goes with them, just make a big f*** off hole in the ground.
Ventilation issues? No problem any more, look above you, that's the f***ing sky. The rocks falling on your head? All we need to worry about now is hailstones.
Countless fortunes on precision engineering and the advent of new technologies to better survive underground? What a load of bollox. We'll have an explosives budget and that's it.
Say no to unnatural dodgy tunnels, and yes to big f*** off holes in the ground.
Gone will be the image of a miner with blacked out faces who travel to work in a dodgy deathtrap of a lift. My guys can ski to work if they want to, or perhaps via some sort of flume, and they certainly won't need to touch up their make-up come knocking off time.
Anyone wishing to invest in thetank
mining f***ing digging corporation. (Or TT
M FDC) please PM me.
Before anyone asks, no I have not been rakking the ganja today.
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