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« on: October 14, 2006, 12:45:04 AM »
I was sitting on my favorite bench near the precinct when a girl who looked as if she had been sleeping rough sat down beside me. Without a word, she picked up my bottle of diet Coke, took a long swig, put the top back on, and put it back on the bench.

I was furious! I stood up, opened the bottle, poured the contents onto the pavement, stomped over to a bin and threw the bottle in. Then I glowered at the girl for a few seconds and walked off.

When I was about 300 yards away, I found MY bottle of Coke in my coat pocket!
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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2006, 12:46:49 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2006, 12:47:10 AM »
blame it on the bloke from the map place(ordenance survey)
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2006, 12:47:51 AM »
 

I don't believe you, but it's hilarious.
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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2006, 12:51:01 AM »
Quote from: Wardonkey on October 14, 2006, 12:47:51 AM


I don't believe you, but it's hilarious.



I am the Frank Spencer of Hinckley!

I daren't tell you some of the really unbelievable stuff.
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2006, 12:52:44 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on October 14, 2006, 12:51:01 AM
Quote from: Wardonkey on October 14, 2006, 12:47:51 AM


I don't believe you, but it's hilarious.



I am the Frank Spencer of Hinckley!

I daren't tell you some of the really unbelievable stuff.

Keep em coming, I'm still laughing.
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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2006, 12:58:26 AM »
Thats the funniest thing I've read today.
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2006, 01:00:28 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2006, 01:04:14 AM »
Does one go back and explain oneself in situations like that, or cut ones losses and keep walking?
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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2006, 01:08:03 AM »
Quote from: thetank on October 14, 2006, 01:04:14 AM
Does one go back and explain oneself in situations like that, or cut your losses and keep walking?



One avoids the precinct for a few days
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« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2006, 01:37:45 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on October 14, 2006, 12:45:04 AM
I was sitting on my favorite bench near the precinct when a girl who looked as if she had been sleeping rough sat down beside me. Without a word, she picked up my bottle of diet Coke, took a long swig, put the top back on, and put it back on the bench.

I was furious! I stood up, opened the bottle, poured the contents onto the pavement, stomped over to a bin and threw the bottle in. Then I glowered at the girl for a few seconds and walked off.

When I was about 300 yards away, I found MY bottle of Coke in my coat pocket!

LOL, I imagine she thought "and i thought i had it bad, poor bloke"!!
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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2006, 02:11:33 AM »
LOL, nutter Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2006, 10:05:59 PM »
I think this was one of the funniest threads of 2006, worthy of a golden bump. 
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2006, 10:11:23 PM »
Missed this one first time round....
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« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2006, 11:45:37 PM »
I am not sure I would begrudge a homeless person a swig of my coke.
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