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Wardonkey
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« on: October 16, 2006, 11:35:15 PM »
Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.
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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2006, 11:49:25 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2006, 11:52:35 PM »
DEFINITELY showing the age there Wink
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2006, 11:54:55 PM »
I'll help you.
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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2006, 11:56:12 PM »
I've had words with the relevant bodies.

Prepare to be helped.
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2006, 12:06:21 AM »
Quote from: amcgrath1uk on October 16, 2006, 11:52:35 PM
DEFINITELY showing the age there Wink

The song is older than me...

Quote from: Claw75 on October 16, 2006, 11:54:55 PM
I'll help you.

Quote from: thetank on October 16, 2006, 11:56:12 PM
I've had words with the relevant bodies.

Prepare to be helped.

Thanks, just knowing you'd help is help enough!
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2006, 12:10:52 AM »
I would help you, but it will cost you......
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2006, 12:14:33 AM »
Quote from: tantrum on October 17, 2006, 12:10:52 AM
I would help you, but it will cost you......

I've been offered free help already.

Do you have extra special help? If so what's the price?
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2006, 12:14:58 AM »
  << sure this isnt you Wink
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2006, 12:58:24 AM »
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I've been offered free help already.

Do you have extra special help? If so what's the price?


1) sucking out on the river 2 dollars
2) getting you to put all your chips in against my higher boat..5 dollars
4) replying to this post 10 dollars
3) just having the opportunity to help you...priceless
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2006, 01:00:49 AM »
Quote from: tantrum on October 17, 2006, 12:58:24 AM
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I've been offered free help already.

Do you have extra special help? If so what's the price?


1) sucking out on the river 2 dollars
2) getting you to put all your chips in against my higher boat..5 dollars
4) replying to this post 10 dollars
3) just having the opportunity to help you...priceless


How can you put so much thought into a post and then come up with something devoid of any reference to buiscuits, cake, or a picture with a muscle woman in a dress?
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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2006, 02:17:37 AM »
Cake would be helpful....
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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2006, 02:20:08 AM »
Quote from: Wardonkey on October 17, 2006, 02:17:37 AM
Cake would be helpful....

Havnt you learned anything? Its just not the answer!!!

Have you no respect for your shatners basoon!
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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2006, 02:24:29 AM »
My bassoon enjoys the occasional undulation.
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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2006, 02:35:43 AM »
you have so much talent, It would be such a shame to see you waste it all for a bit of "looney toad quack"

Dont become just another "custard gannet"!!
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