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Reply #15 on:
October 17, 2006, 02:47:31 AM »
Quote from: Wardonkey on October 16, 2006, 11:35:15 PM
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.
Somebody please, please help me
You know I'm drowning in the sea of hatred
Got to get down, down on my knees
Got to get down, down on my knees
Going down on love
Going down on love
Going down, going down, going down
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Reply #16 on:
October 17, 2006, 02:49:06 AM »
I get knocked down, but I get up again.
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October 17, 2006, 06:26:35 AM »
Quote from: Wardonkey on October 17, 2006, 02:49:06 AM
I get knocked down, but I get up again.
Owwww!
I get up, and nothin' gets me down
You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around
And I know, baby, just how you feel
You got to roll with the punches and get to what's real
Ah, can't ya see me standin' here
I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't ya see what I mean?
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October 17, 2006, 09:35:00 AM »
He was a hulk of a man, with a beer in his hand
and he looked like a drunk old fool.
I knew that if I could hit him right
I could knock him off of that stool
But the crowd all shouted, "Watch out boy
that's Tiger Man Magoo"
"He's had a whole lotta fights,
but he's always come out the winner!"
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October 17, 2006, 09:39:23 AM »
Well I had me about five too many
and I walked up tall and proud
I faced his back and I faced the fact
that he'd never stooped or bowed
I said "Tiger man, you're a pussycat"
and a hush fell on the crowd
I said "Now let's you and me go outside
and see who's the winner"
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October 17, 2006, 09:44:47 AM »
He gripped the bar with one big hairy hand
and he braced against the wall
he stood up slowly from his beer
and my god that man was tall
He said "Son, you look like a scrapper,
so just before you fall"
"I'm gonna tell you what it's like,
being a winner"
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Reply #21 on:
October 17, 2006, 09:49:58 AM »
He said "You see these bright white shining teeth?"
"You know, they ain't my own"
"Mine rolled away like chicklets
down a street in Sanantone"
"But I left that person cursin,
nursing seven broken bones"
"He only broke three of mine,
that makes me the winner"
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October 17, 2006, 09:54:53 AM »
He said "Behind this grin, I've got a steel pin
that holds my jaw in place"
"It's a trophy of my most successfull
motor cycle race"
"And every morning when I wake up
and touch the scars upon my face"
"It reminds me what I got
from being a winner"
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October 17, 2006, 10:01:32 AM »
"I've got a broken back, it was the dying act
of handsome Harry Clay"
"That sticky Cincinnati night
I stole his wife away"
"Now that woman she gets meaner,
and uglier every day"
"But I've got her boy!"
"That makes me the winner"
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October 17, 2006, 10:10:29 AM »
"I've got arthritic elbows boy
I've got dislocated knees"
"From chasing after thunder storms
and charging into trees"
"My nose got broke so often
I might lose it, if I sneeze"
"Now you tell me
do you still want to be
a winner?"
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October 17, 2006, 10:17:46 AM »
Well I stumbled from that bar room
not so tall, and not so proud
Behind me I could still hear the hoots
and the laughter of the crowd
But my eyes still see and my nose still works
and my teeth are still in my mouth.
I got out scott free
and that makes me
the winner!
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