an early contender for quote of the month?

[matt674]

Danafish's report on visiting the gutshot to play in the £50 freezeout...............

"something behind me tugged at my hoodie - it was tikay. To my shock, he was still in the £500. I almost didn't recognise him with chips, but it was smiles all round once my brain had come to grips with what my eyes insisted was the truth."

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[Sark79]

lol

[MrsLime]

This made me laugh for quite a while:

As well as acquiring the premises next door to house the big, no-nonsense card room for tournaments, they've also made the old basement card room much pleasanter, not least by ripping out the carpet on the stairs that smelled like the accumulated pee of ages. The aroma now lives on only in my nightmares.

[roverthtaeh]

"Excuse me, Mr Crooks, I know exactly what I'm doing."

Steve McLaren.

[tikay]

Danafish's report on visiting the gutshot to play in the £50 freezeout...............

"something behind me tugged at my hoodie - it was tikay. To my shock, he was still in the £500. I almost didn't recognise him with chips, but it was smiles all round once my brain had come to grips with what my eyes insisted was the truth."

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And that by Dana!